I loved swimming in lake michigan - fuck hot hot hot fuck fuck hot hot hot hot running over dunes as your heels cooked - then you hit the water fuck cold cold cold cold even in august the fucker is like 49f
you try to find a sweet spot where the water is warm enough but basically just cook your head and shoulders in the sun while your legs and feet freeze in the water as someone beats their kids and someone else burns meat even though they aren’t supposed to cook on the beach.
fun times.
Return climb is exhausting, especially if people are throwing rocks.
Sounds like a bluff to me
@Fiivemacs OMGosh I just got this now.
Careful, boys, he’s not bluffing!
My cousin climbs in Squamish on an overhang that seems to be right over the ocean. There’s honestly no apparent way to get out of the water if one lands in it, as it’s steep up and to the edge.
So now he’s ocean-swimming to get to a beach.
Madness.
Do not run, Steep Bluff is your friend!
Perfect place for the space robots to protect humans from the terrible secret of space.
the terrible secret of space
leave my pusher robot out of your mouth
Do not trust the pusher robot. He is malfunctioning.
…do not trust the shover robot…
Pak chooie unf
big depends on the “extremely exhausting”, 450 ft isn’t a problem for those used to hilly walks, but big deal for the very old, overweight and/or sick. I would change the “is” with “can be”
Looking through my photos from a trip there a few years ago, and I noticed something.
I had these two teenagers in a video I’d recorded exactly 27 minutes earlier - right as they began their ascent up the dune. It took them a half hour to get to where they are in the photo - about 50 feet (~15m) from the top of the dune.
In my first trip to that dune, I also had gone down to the water, while my partner at the time, a yooper who had grown up visiting these areas, stayed at the top. It’s arduous. And it is exhausting.
Sorry the warning sign didn’t stroke your ego. Maybe using concrete language saves more people than unclear language to protect fragile egos.
It’s a 33° degree incline with no place to stop. Sorry, but that’s going to be fucking exhausting for everyone, not just fat fat fatties.
People get stuck down there all the time and require rescue. If anything, the sign isn’t firm enough in displaying the risk.
Yeah and in addition to the incline it looks sandy. Walking on a sand dune is way harder than a firm surface since the sand gives way as you step requiring more energy
even cigarette box warning say “may cause cancer” and not “will cause cancer,” concise language has a place
You mean precise language.
I’m so glad to be irony’s messenger today.
This isn’t a hill, it’s a sand dune. Climbing back up it means climbing up sand the entire time. It’s significantly more difficult than a hilly walk
They actually put this sign up because people had been getting stuck at the bottom, requiring rescue
It’s a very steep sand dune though, the tallest in the US in some places.
Every step up is 1/2 what you are used to, some places more like 1/3-1/4. There’s another sign about rescues costs, and there have been more than a few heart attacks happen there.
ah yes, this is better, this fatty at least was smart enough to take one step and be like “nope” even more so it if was going to cost me $3,000
$3,000? What about tipping? Since they are saving you I think 20% bare minimum is right.
I know this place and I know people who almost got stuck down there. This isn’t some ‘hilly walk’.
I think after falling 450ft into a lake it would be hard for anyone…
Yeah. There’s high diving and then there’s high diving.
😉
I see what you mean, and it’s not ideal.
Two redeeming factors are that the “is” translates better. And that the overlap between {those “fit enough” people} and {people without any frame of reference as to how far 450 feet is} may be small. …though maybe not… heh
