Now you tell me.

Zuckerberg: I want a nuclear-powered data center!

Bees: Nooo

Just what one of them would say.

For the Americans passing through, CPS does not stand for Child Protective Services.

Don’t be worried. Be prepared.

Gardening? Grow herbs and vegetables. You can either consume those things directly, gift them to neighbors, trade them for other things you might need, sell them. A little beekeeping on the side, mainly to help the pollinators, honey as a bonus. Make hardtack (clack, clack).

Learn some bushcrafting skills, even if it’s just watching videos on it. Buy some paracord and learn how to tie knots. Get some basic lockpicking tools and figure out how to use them.

I’m not saying turn into a doomsday prepper, but adding some basic survival skills and supplies is both fun and can make you feel just a little bit more secure.

It’s still the same violation as originally brought before the court. Offering anything of value to someone for being registered to vote, explicitly including lottery entries, is illegal. That is what happened.

Lying about it being a lottery is an additional crime.

Two months ago, really?

The only war crimes you care about are the ones you can use to get fascism elected.

That sounds like a bank that shouldn’t get fresh bills from the mint, then.

“Many Americans” have always and will always live paycheck to paycheck. Seize the means of production.

Nobody is forcing you to drink tap water.

I do not understand how any person of faith could vote for Donald Trump …

Oh I understand completely. They have the ability to believe things in the face of evidence to the contrary.

“Trust no one and nothing except me.” That’s a literal no hyperbole cult.

Not just military action. Vigilantism and pardons. I’m waiting for him to make it clear that if you’re going to murder someone who opposes Trump, make sure to transport them across state lines, so that it’s a federal crime that he can pardon you for.

Roe v Wade: “This should be decided by the states!”

Fluoride in water: “This should be decided by the federal government!”

???

Please imagine this meme that I am too lazy to create:

NATO: exists

Is this provocation?

“You have to choose a side!”

“Unless it’s the US Presidential election, sit that out!”

Not to say that everyone that votes for Trump is a Nazi, …

I’ll say it. It’s fascism. It’s been fascism for a long time. People who vote for fascism are fascists.

Come now, he was given a written reprimand, isn’t that enough?

Dad, trying to find jokes to bring light into his miserable liveR.