…will some just drop this guy in an industrial shredder already?..

…software is next…

…i think the social conditioning to marry prince charming was profound; kind of like religion, we all want to believe in someone to sweep off our feet and make our dreams come true…

…i don’t have my finger on the pulse of generation alpha but for awhile i hoped generation Z might leave that baggage behind them…

YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!

…tildes reminds me a bit of usenet culture before the eternal september…

…we get a good dinner once per week on a good week; we get a good week once per month on a good month; we get a good month once per season on a good season; we get a good season once per year…

…how about blaming trashy fast slow food priced higher than table service at a proper sit-down restaurant?..

…the disinformation sphere is real, man: learn from our failure and do what you can to save yourselves before it drags you down, too…the problem won’t go away on its own and will take some hard decisions and harder actions against laissez-faire propaganda…

…gay space communism FTW!..

…today i told a coworker that i was listening to the transformers soundtrack because transformers rule and i also have a huge transformers collection because transformers totally rule, and he sent me that emoji in response…

…Планета бурь instead of alien (although the original alien is a fantastic film)…

…funny thing is aperture science isn’t even included in that graphic but it fits right in…

…i was scrolling usenet around 17.30 CDT on april 29th, 1992 when a friend posted that a riot was gathering outside his window; the news broke about an hour later…

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…that’s what the matrix wants you to think…

…that single picture explains so much which i previously couldn’t parse about this product…

(yep, but i just woke up as i was typing, so i’ll leave it as a mark of shame)

…straight back to the prep line at chipotle…

…get that f*ucking plural-comma apostrophe out of my face…

^{1 head + 5 handle}

…say hello to my little friend!..

(basically a compact dish scrubbie + bleach detergent embedded into each disposable head: never have to touch the business end to load refills from the caddy nor to eject used scrubbies into the trash)