UnitedHealth Group Inc. has hired a prominent defamation law firm to counter what it sees as inaccurate and irresponsible social media posts about the company’s practices.
The sermon at the mount, and the subsequential Loaves and Fishes miracle was actually funded by a 12% Square transaction fee on all the loaves that Jesus handed out, attendees had their addresses and children’s DOBe wholesaled on Alibaba and all miracle Witnesses had to sign an NDA.
The lawyers cost less than paying the claims.
“Well that’s just smart business!”
-Jesus Christ
The sermon at the mount, and the subsequential Loaves and Fishes miracle was actually funded by a 12% Square transaction fee on all the loaves that Jesus handed out, attendees had their addresses and children’s DOBe wholesaled on Alibaba and all miracle Witnesses had to sign an NDA.