• pdxfed@lemmy.world
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    The sermon at the mount, and the subsequential Loaves and Fishes miracle was actually funded by a 12% Square transaction fee on all the loaves that Jesus handed out, attendees had their addresses and children’s DOBe wholesaled on Alibaba and all miracle Witnesses had to sign an NDA.