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  • Amoeba_Girl@awful.systemsEnglish
    7·
    7 hours ago

    blueanon

    BlueAnon (a portmanteau of blue and QAnon) is a term used to describe conspiracy theories which posit Donald Trump’s engagement in elaborate schemes to unlawfully seize or maintain control of the United States Government, independently or as the object of manipulation by foreign governments.

    Huh? This doesn’t sound unreasonable.

    Another BlueAnon theory posits that Ivana Trump was secretly cremated by Donald Trump to free room in her coffin to hide self-incriminating documents so as to conceal them from discovery by investigators.

    Oh. All right.

    • YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systemsEnglish
      3·
      3 hours ago

      To be fair, the highest-level claims of just about any conspiracy theory sound at least plausible. Even Qanon tends to start off with claims that are basically confirmed by the Epstein case before they start extending the conspiracy to more places, incorporating Jesus, and excluding their preferred Messiah figures.