David Gerard
the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and proceeding to blow up the United States
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David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Cursor AI assistant tells vibe coder: learn to codeEnglish
9·10 months agoenterprise dildomancy
figure 1: the loved one whacks a keyboard with a dildo, thus reproducing Tumblr
“coded by dildo” coined in this post and I have a whole tag here going back nearly 10 years
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Cursor AI assistant tells vibe coder: learn to codeEnglish
9·10 months agopreviously known as “coding by whacking the keyboard with dildos”
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•I find absolutely consistently that gen-AI advocates are literally unable to tell good output from bad output. They think people who say their output is garbage are just lying to have a go at them.English
7·10 months agoi’ve changed my mind, cursor is now the best ai coding tool
(just writing this up as today’s Pivot)
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th March 2025English
8·10 months agowikipedia articles: hey this is pretty good!
wikipedia talk pages: what is wrong with you people
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th March 2025English
6·10 months agoit’s not actually any more painful than any wikipedia talk page, it’s surprisingly okay for the genre really
remember: wikipedia rules exist to keep people like this from each others’ throats, no other reason
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•I find absolutely consistently that gen-AI advocates are literally unable to tell good output from bad output. They think people who say their output is garbage are just lying to have a go at them.English
25·10 months agoI’ve just realised:
this reads just like a neoreactionary trying to be literary
e.g. the Dimes Square literary astroturf crowd
same problem as gen AI output: too much style, zero understanding of basic structure, you cannot get that fine detailed in structure and be that bad at the basics.
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Credulous coverage of AI slop on WikipediaEnglish
1·10 months agoyou realise i’m gonna ask for links to your example of this being misapplied here
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 16th March 2025English
13·10 months agoit’s gonna be a massive disaster across the wider economy, and - and this is key - absolutely everyone saw this coming a year ago if not two
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Foreign Policy: The U.K. Pivot to AI Is Doomed From the StartEnglish
6·10 months agoLabour are all about the billionaire donors these days.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Foreign Policy: The U.K. Pivot to AI Is Doomed From the StartEnglish
9·10 months agoand a terrible pub
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Credulous coverage of AI slop on WikipediaEnglish
4·10 months agomy lethal weapon is my WP:WTF
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Credulous coverage of AI slop on WikipediaEnglish
5·10 months agoyeah, “Did you know” exists to encourage new articles, or major expansions of old ones. it cycles every six hours I think.
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Foreign Policy: The U.K. Pivot to AI Is Doomed From the StartEnglish
8·10 months agothe post history is very infosec dot pub
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Credulous coverage of AI slop on WikipediaEnglish
13·10 months agoWikipedia rules make more sense when you understand they are entirely to keep the most pedantic nerds on earth from fighting
David Gerard@awful.systemsOPMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Oops, all AI! Google replaces search with the AI OverviewEnglish
3·10 months agoThis is specifically about the current shitty “AI Overview” that is currently and specifically pissing people off and Google essaying that as the only interface to search. (Sure they might not, but OTOH predicting future behaviour from past behaviour.)
That they did fucking terrible overviews in the past is not some sort of excuse for the current and specific issue with the current and specific AI Overviews.
wtf with calling hating this extremely hateworthy shit “uncanny-valley reactionism”
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Credulous coverage of AI slop on WikipediaEnglish
14·10 months agoacronym-spouting rules lawyers who will crush dissent by a thousand duck nibbles
hey now, my duck nibbling is thoroughly weaponised
David Gerard@awful.systemsMto
TechTakes@awful.systems•Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 9 March 2025English
3·10 months agoi applied the relevant tags and rewrote the intro, may go through the rest later
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Buttcoin@awful.systems•Scientific peer review by AI — with its own cryptocurrency! As promoted in NatureEnglish
4·10 months agovideo version, double episode!!
this video had so many technical hiccups. the front fell off. (literally, my teleprompter tablet’s screen came unglued and fell off. what the.) openshot decided rendering was toooo haaaard and i had to make a copy of the source video with a keyframe every 10 frames. fucking computers.


















not if i can avoid it