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  • StudSpud The Starchy@aussie.zone
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    P O T A T O L O V E

    Nightshade just like the to-mate,
    Oh, po-tay-to, po-tah-to, po-tate!
    Colours red gold, blue, purple majesty
    La Ratte, Jewel Yam, please, French Fingerling
    I want them scalloped and baked,
    Friiiiiiied, driiiiied, and potato-caked!

    OH POTATO!!
    WHO MADE YOU
    SO DELICIOUS!?
    OH POTATO!
    YOU’RE THE FIRE
    FROM PROMETHEUS

    Boiled and bubbled in a big pot
    Stirred till the 'tates are steaming hot
    Smash 'em, mash 'em, butter and milk
    Whipped up smooth, starchy-white silk
    Cleaned up and chopped, wedges or chips
    Salty and sauce-y upon my hungry lips

    OH POTATO!!
    WHO MADE YOU
    SO DELICIOUS!?
    OH POTATO!!
    YOU’RE THE FIRE
    FROM PROMETHEUS!

    thank you, ReadEverything; your comment about licking the potato-masher inspired me