I’ve had people try that entitled shit on me, I ask and find out they are younger than me … 😹

I dreamt I was doing dishes and washing bottles and someone was complaining I wasn’t doing it right. 🙄😡

I love mornings, they smell and feel so good. 🙂

will never happen

certainly has the cheat code for looking cute

so many hugs

sometimes I feel like we are living in Victorian times again , our choices have shrunk so much

there is nothing more delicious than someone else organising and cooking dinner and that pizza looks especially delicious

I just had a shake for dinner and a bit of fruit and that’s ok , took 5 minutes

the amount of time I normally spend cooking is too much

Hugs. It doesn’t matter if it’s not perfect as long as it’s clean and safe and you have access to all the things you need and can do what you want.

they are onto that most british of vices, paddling with paddles and shafts after they trimmed all the trees, now they are onto a rougher paddle 🤯

I should explain, they are trying to cross a river but he doesn’t want to strain his body too much

😹

There was that one Philp Jose Farmer book.

Pole, the brave maid wielded the pole against the slippery mouth monster wisely.

All I know is if Mr Seagoon ever started talking like in that book at various times verily would laugh unto I cried.

I am starting to question my interpretation of the science fiction chapters

I’m not a prude, I like smut as much as the next person, it’s just hilarious that no one mentions that this is a sex book in the style of dante

Odd that you would speak of hobbits , the first half of the book be very much like the journey to erebor, very very

he calls it “ointment”

the first two chapters were cutesy, then 9 chapters of good science fiction, now two chapters of edging

I recommend it as an interesting and new experience

there is another 7 hours of this

other than the weird daddy mommy issues, the he-man stuff, the helpless delicate female stuff , the bondage stuff and the weird language, and these are only a few chapters so far out of many chapters

other than that it’s a great story well told

( written in 1913 it predates Howard /Conan the Barbarian by 20 years )

"But I was greatly stiff on my waking … " …lol

what it makes much funnier for me is that this guy has the same voice and accent as Peter Cook.

I’m listening the “The Nightland” by WH Hodgeson. Don’t know if I can stand the bondage and very sexual double entendres much longer. 🫤 I thought this was hard core science fiction gothic fiction. 🫥🤯😹

They are quite long slightly weird involved chapters that seem to be perfectly paced and timed to rub one out …lol

" and she did rub me very skillful and gentle for a great hour until I was all refreshed and in verity she was a lovely wise maid. And surely when I was come again …etc etc"