The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz
Its straight to be gay.
It’s also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🤷🏻
what the FOCK bees
i’m kind of scared to ask marvin what he thinks about this
A leg is?
*It’s
Ironic, ain’t it?
Don’t you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.
Just like their leader.
The new island looks like a pizza slice or dorito.
And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.
Or the Hormuzzy
HormUwUz
They’re a bunch of Hormuzphobes.
Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker
Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of UAE away to make the joke
Took a few bombs but it worked
Operation Plowshare let’s goooooo
where? i just see water
Who?
I think he just did
because it’s gay
It’s dry.
Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.
It’s more fun the other way.
Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole…in the straight of Hormuz
Straight men have prostates too
some straight men have prostates. prostate cancer is a juicy killer. remember to finger your bootyhole often to check for one of many bootyhole diseases.
Oh! I know this one! They’re stupid?
Correct!
It’s woke.
And haram!
crooked of hormuz.
Their boats are too wet to go that way














