Good things to do: call a bee keeper. Do this.

Bad things to do: throw rocks. Don’t do this.

Ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck.

My sister the trump supporter is calling. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Oh, it went to voicemail. Luckily I keep my voicemail full.

No no no. That’s not how campaigning actually works. You need quick sound bytes, and promises that sound good if you don’t ever think about them. They don’t even have to be true. They just need to make the voter feel good. Just quick promises that can be said in 2-3 seconds, and doesn’t require you to think. Once you try to introduce free thought and critical thinking into politics the whole concept of elections falls apart if your whole agenda is to herd the masses.

Which is why if you elect me president, I promise that no more airplanes will be used to hit the twin towers. Also bacon.

I’m happy he’s dead. I wish he died as a miscarriage.

Back in 1997 there was a storyline in WWF with a professional wrestler named Bret Hart.

Bret is a Canadian. And the storyline was that he was a bad guy in the USA, because he bad mouthed USAs healthcare, and treatment of veterans.

He was a good guy everywhere in the world EXCEPT the USA.

He said things like “Back home in Canada, we still act like decent people. Where we take care of the sick, and the elderly. We honor our veterans who served our country. Not like here where you dump them in the streets and spit on them as they suffer. I can’t wait to get back to Canada. A real country to be proud of. Not this fascade of an image that your country tries to project. All men are created equal, huh? Kind of hard to take that seriously, when the quotes author was a slave holder.”

Yeah. Professional wrestling was WILD in the late 90s. But I bet you thought it was just muscle roided beefy boys beating their chests and shaking the ropes, huh?

My point is, we’ve NEVER taken care of our own people. Even a professional wrestler 30 years ago could see that.

Just going to leave this right here

…ok, now, you say literally. Do you literally mean literally? As in we’re shipping people there with the intention of killing them?

Because that’s both shocking, but also believable. There is no floor for this administration.

Soooooo…I don’t WANT to believe the government is using official government resources to kill people. But at the same time, we literally have had two government officials do nazi salutes on tv this year.

A maga death camp would be shocking, but not surprising. As sad as that would be to say.

About 3 hours.

They built it so fast, I’m still not sure what these new buzzwords even mean. I’ve seen these terms for the past 7 days. Everyone but me seems to know them.

Before 7 days ago? Never heard that term before.

Their life is over unless they have all of their stuff!

I’m ok with these peoples lives ending.

Here’s what we do. We all stop buying.

Stop buying what?

Yes.

Stop.

Line goes down until they stop.

My body is made of trees.

I can say that. I can offer no evidence. I can do no work to prove it. I can ignore how half the country knows I’m full of shit, and still have half the country believe my bullshit.

And if the situation changes, I can always move the goalposts.

Either way, I gain nothing by trying harder, and face no consequences either way.

What motivation do I have to even try to be more secret in my corruption?

raises hand

Literally in the top 1% of karma users in 2023. Banned in 2024 for…

checks notes

…posting a comment that my bike was stolen when I was 7.

Reddit claims the ban was done by a human. However I just cannot see a human looking at the post I got banned for, and saying “This guy deserves to get banned”.

My best theory, based on the timeline, is that they offered me a presale enter IPO offering before it went public. At the time I was on cancer treatment, and had $0 income, with my two sisters and mom paying for my apartment.

I had no ability to buy an IPO.

3 days after it went public, I still didn’t own stock, and was banned. Because I said my bike was stolen 30+ years earlier.

Hey, remember when Bush was 100% certain that Iraq had “weapons of mass destruction”, and then USA swept in, and reported back “Well, we killed Sadam, took over the region, opened a power vacume that allowed the formation of ISIS, and the rise of power of the taliban, and all in the name of finding nukes? Yeah…they didn’t have them. Whoopsie doodles!”

Remember that?

Yeah. Found where they went. This guy has them.

Effectively, the professor argued, Putin is trying to use a constant state of war to reshape the Russian self image into that if a warrior nation.

Hard epic fail. Over 1 million russian casualties. Tank reserves mostly depleated. Huge losses of military vehicles and gear.

If anything, I’d say russia has proved that they aren’t even a country. They’re a gas station with nukes that may or may not work.

Shouldn’t the yellow just be grey? If the tax was eliminated, and the grey states have no tax, isn’t that the same thing today?

Basically yellow is grey, and the blue ones will soon be grey.

As a moderator of fuck_ai, I’m against all ai existing. As a human being with a functional brain, I’m against cybertrucks existing.

So I’m torn.

Aren’t you guys glad that we dismantled government regulation of businesses long ago? Now we get cars that are racist! Yaaaaaay!

clears throat

blows up a cybertruck

…

Part of me is convinced this a joke for one guy, switching between two accounts, just laughing to himself. Like it’s some kind of inside joke. And by “inside” I mean “inside his own head”.