Heeeeey, it’s me! The guy who protected you in school!!! Yeah! We totally hit it off that day I made sure those other kids couldn’t do whatever they were doing to bully you! Yeah! Totally me! Totally us, back together! Reunited! I’d totally beat up some more 12 year olds for you!

…uhhhhhh, can I have $20?

NEVER!!!

Your house is cozy.

If there’s any silver lining here, this is it.

Maybe not in general, but it IS the reason that if you look at photos of the million man march, they’re all dressed up. Reason being, they were afraid any media coverage would paint them as degdnerates, thugs, and vandals. It’s much harder to paint that picture if they’re marching in unison wearing 3 piece suits, and their sunday best.

This in the middle of the summer when that was wildly uncomfortable.

…and what’s Grok?

Thats what happens when people decide to interpret. Suddenly Jedus is white, despite that making NO sense, and the bible gets a sequal full of contradictions.

Gotta be the first one. Because as we all know, buffalos have wild wings! Thats why they call it buffalo wild wings! The second one doesn’t have ANY wings, much less wild ones!

Come back when the second one develops some wild wings!

I don’t get it. What is Gork?

Women: Whatcha thinkin’ bout?

Me: …

They’re applauding ICE, and licking boots

You should post the pixelfed logo too. I have no idea which of these candies I’m supposed to look at.

Oh god…that word is going to be used for a week now, isn’t it?

And an undeniably, objectively false one at that!

gives you peanut butter and chocolate

That being said, this regeme might still give you death if you happen to be too brown.

lemmy.world is very very large and thus has a very very large number of obnoxious shitheads

Yeah? Yeah, you think so? Obnoxious? Yeah? You sayin’ there’s obnoxious shitheads round these parts? That what you’re sayin’? Just wanna be clear! Well you’re wrong! Lemmy.World isn’t large at all. The whole fediverse combined isn’t very large! Not like my penis! Can’t believe you said Lemmy.World is full of obnoxious shitheads! Why would you think that? Can I have $20? Your mom gave me $20! Heyyyoooo!!!

Me: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh

Those certainly are some words that I understand seperately, but not together.

Do you even remember the exact set? Depending on rarity, some of them SKYROCKETED in value.

Hey cousin! Remember that $20 lego set you owe me? Yeah. It costs $4,000 now.

Can he be played by Danny DeVito in the movie?

Um…are there different models of dreamcast? I changed mine a decade ago. Just popped out. Popped new one in.

Probably gotta do it again if I were to play dreamcast again.

knocks over your popcorn, and sticks a seabass in your anus

Ha ha! Now it is I who is the one cruising for chaos!!!

throws buckets of glitter EVERYWHERE