What are you doing to those poor cows???

I just shipped my pants!

This image makes me cry…

“And for you?”

“I’ll have a Coke”

“Is Pepsi ok?”

“No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???”

runs out of the resteraunt sobbing

“…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”

There isn’t even anyone to cheer for!

Like…can they all lose somehow? Maybe you shake down amazon for 3 billion dollars, but then somehow it gets lost, and pays off cancer victims medical debt? I’d like that outcome.

Edit: can someone explain the logic of people downvoting cancer victims getting their medical debt payed off? I’d LOVE to hear someone justify why cancer victims deserve to drown in debt.

No. Of coarse not. Everybody says they hate pedophiles, but nobody does anything about it…well, except that one guy in July 2024 in PA. That guy was almost a hero. A hero like Luigi. To quote Maxwell Smart: “Missed it by THAT much”

“There’s nothing in this rulebook that says dogs can’t play basketball, and no law binding dogs from murder. And he’s got a gun, so I’m going to let him play…”

Look man, I don’t know what to tell you. I tried growing plants, and feeding them Brawndo. It’s not fault stupid plants don’t want to stupid grow! I fed them electrolites and everything. Plants growing on their own is all a conspiracy. Factories grow plants. Everyone knows that!

In 2023 Ohio held a vote to legalize weed. Part of that bill was that business owners could sell lower quality delta 9 in places like gas stations, corner stores, ect. Drinks with THC were allowed at liquor stores. I’m not sure about bars, as I don’t go to bars.

That bill passed overwhelmingly. Legalized pot for everyone!

Well, we’re about 2.5 years since that happened, and without a vote, they have restricted parts of that bill.

Instead of 12 home grow plants, as the bill was passed with, the final legalization only allowed 6 from day 1. Now it’s 3.

Stores that are not dispenseries are no longer allowed to sell the lower grade stuff.

There are stores that popped up, purely to sell the lower grade stores. Then overnight are closed. No longer legal.

Mind you, all of this was approved in a vote, 2 years ago.

My point is, these republicans do not give ONE FUCK about what people want, and vote for. They’ll just change the rules and disregard the will of the people, and change the law without voting.

So 1% chance have a 100% chance if you don’t give a fuck about votes.

10 years ago? I can remember going to catholic school when I was 5, and my dads friends joking that the priest was going to get me, and rape me. I had no idea what that meant at the time, but that was the 1980s.

You’re not.

I have no proof, but you’re not wrong.

Year 2194:

“Well, it’s like my ol’ papy copilot always used to say… 2 + 2 = null.”

That can’t be true. We all know trump can’t count. He’s bankrupted THREE casinos! HOW THE FUCK CAN HE NOT MANAGE A CASINO, BUT CAN RIG AN AMERICAN ELECTION???

No, don’t. Everyone should leave.

You think fascists are still going to allow voting?

Well then they’ll know where all the children are…so they can go find and rape them.

Never heard of this guy. But let me see if I have the basic jist of the story just from context of the headline, and that photo.

I’m going to guess he’s some 19 year old, who feels he owns the world. He feels he’s the main character, and totally untouchable.

So he goes off to these foreign countries, acts like an ass, and now he’s shocked to find out that other countries ALSO have rules, and laws, and also think he’s an asshole breaking their laws.

So basically this story’s TLDR, if I have everything right is basically:

FAFO

That sounds AWESOME!!! I will have to look for that.

I’m a fan of Batman, but the whole Batman concept doesn’t work anymore.

Bruce Wayne is the 1%. Batman is working with the police. In the 40s, the police were thought of as “the good guys”. Today, I’d rather be stuck in a dark ally with the Joker than the cops.

To me the whole premise no longer plays. I’d like to see a more adult Batman adeptation which plays into modern viewpoints.

Superman just did this brilliantly in the movie last summer. Batman could still be the same. HE thinks he’s the good guy. But he’s still Bruce Wayne, the 1%.

The cops would act as actual cops do. Corrupt. Cover for each other. Essentially the only legal gang in gotham, but just that. A gang.

Gordon can be an elder cop. The good one amongst the corruption of the other cops. Despite being chief of police, he still doesn’t have the ability to control the whole force.

And each of the major villians control their own gang. Except for Bane, who’s basically just a 1 man army. And Killer Croc, who’s basically just a mutant. Not evil per se, but just an animal. Just like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. Not a villian, but still a deadly threat if encountered.

Sorry, I like Alfred as an old man mentor/caretaker roll. I always thought they should have made a movie where Alfred was dying, and it emotionally distracts Bruce from being Batman. Thus causing the city opinion to turn heavily against Batman. Thinking he’s just letting chaos happen and working with the corrupt cops.

…now see, you SAY funny. I think we have a difference of opinions on humor. You know what I find funny? You ever see that old video from the 90s of Donald Duck slumped down in his chair, getting a handjob from Daisey duck? And he can’t handle it. He’s all like “Ooooooweeeeee!!! Oh my gaaawwwwddddddd!!! Playin wit ma balls! Playin wit ma balls!!! Oooooooh!!!”

And then he just cums EVERYWHERE, and it’s all drippy on Daiseys face. She’s just kneeling there, with a shocked look on her face, and Donald says “I’ll go get you a towel!”

I found that funny. Not so much national corruption, bribery, and internet security fraud.