…I completely forgot that amazon owns twitch.

Honestly, if MAMDANI named his twitch channel currency “bezos bucks”, I would be very confused. But right now he’s earned enough good faith that I’d trust his vision.

“Valve removes free game”

What? Why are they removing free games??? Oooooh, they must want you to pick the paid games…

“after players discover it contains malware that steals your data”

Oh. Well that’s a very good reason to remove it. Thanks Valve!

Your name makes me think you’re about to lather your own naked body in vasoline, and hide inside the couch.

Too spicy for Ukraine, circa 1986.

Fuck AI!

Someone should make a youtube sketch where a woman keeps getting suspicious of her boyfriend cheating on her.

And the bf IS being secretive, and dismissive. The girlfriend isn’t being paranoid, or crazy. The boyfriend IS giving her legit reason to think he’s hiding something. Every Tuesday he won’t return calls. Gets dodgy about asking where he was. So she decides to follow him.

And when she follows him turns out he goes over to a guys house. And then, men and women keep showing up. Gotta be 30 people in this house. So now she’s thinking her boyfriend is doing sex cult shit. Like in eyes wide shut.

So when she finally breaks down the door, and goes in, turns out he’s just in an ereader book club of the month. They all read the same book, at the same pace. And then discuss.

So when she asked him what he was doing those days, he told her that “she wouldn’t understand”, he just meant that she was illiterate and wouldn’t understand reading. And when she asked where he went, and he said “It’s a secret”, that’s just the name of their book club. And when she asked who’s perfume she smells on his jacket, he said “That’s just Julie. I eat her pie, while staring at her rack.” He just meant she brings baked goods for all the book club members, and they look at the book rack for the next book the club will read.

And then when she’s finally relieved, and all the confusion has been sorted, she asks if she can join the book club. So he says “You can…but I don’t know if you’re the type of girl who would want to participate in the late night post book reading orgys.”

Now now. No need to be rude. We don’t actually think you do that.

We DO however think you lost a national war against a flock of emus, when you had guns.

How do you know the 4th one wasn’t it?

Against who? Barbies? Shrimp?

Which is funny, because I have no money, and have no problem saying “fuck you” to anyone.

Kinda makes their most prized possesion meaningless, no?

So this is how society crumbles. Not with a nuclear explosion. Not with war. But instead with brain crippling stupidity. This is the world we live in now. Book stores filled with romance novels about Romeo and Julie. Where the author writes a bit about biting the thumb, but it goes in a very literal, violent and bloody direction that’s supposed to be romantic.

Never thought I’d live to see the day where smart people AVOID reading books!

I don’t get it. What’s going on in the last panel?

It still amazes me that government spies in the 70s used names like deepthroat, and rimjob.

Could have picked any word to be your secret alias. The whole point is that nobody is supposed to know. Instead they picked names that are so fun to laugh at, that they became common knowledge.

Imagine instead of 007, James Bond’s agent name was like “Cleveland Steamer”.

Stay the hell away from MY fridge! I have butter in there, you freak!

But first, lets top it with cheese sauce, and bacon strips.

Dang. Missed it by that much…

…I disagree with the “Yes”. I’m confused by your dinosaur picture. And I’m calling the authorities about your username.

Lemmings is more cringy because it has a pre-established meaning.

Lemmings is a real word in the dictionary. It’s quite insulting to call a group of people lemmings.

Whereas “What time does the narwal bacon?” doesn’t even make sense as a question outside of the context of early 2010s reddit users. Otherwise that collection of words in that order is pure jibberish.

…at least 1.