• yesman@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I got a lot of badges when I was a scout. Didn’t have to use my penis for any of them.

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      3 days ago

      … wait, what? Next are you gonna tell me that the “cocksucking” badge I got from that one scoutmaster is fake?

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            2 days ago

            I bet we’re thinking of completely different implications, which is pretty hilarious!

            (‘knot’ is furry terminology (possibly outside furry too, it might be what the scientists call it, but it probably doesn’t come up nearly as much in other contexts) for… does lemmy not have inline spoilers?)

            knots explanation, furry lewd stuff talk

            …the bulbous bit that wolves like me (and other canids) apparently have at the base of their dick, which swells up to lock them in place during sex. And you can probably guess what “tying” would be, heh. Usually I hear it called “knotting” though.

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      2 days ago

      I’ll never forget how I earned my “not scared in the dark” badge. A penis wasn’t involved, but cooked spaghetti.