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Rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 天前

But Ma Couch!

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But Ma Couch!

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Rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 天前
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  • NONE@lemmy.world
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    OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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      “Wait a minute…there’s something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!”

      “What was his problem?”

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        “If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?”

        “A gay bar.”

        “I’m being serious here, where would he actually go?”

        “I am serious; a gay bar.”

        cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

        “Flamers? Surely someone in there could help.”

        2 seconds later

        “Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!”

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      “Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

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    Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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      JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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        You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980’s WWF and I’d totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

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      Entry to US denied

    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
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      Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it’s being censored?

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        My bad! Here you go, king.

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          Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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            You’re such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they’re from your good pal, Jeffery.

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          Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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            LOL! I did think of it, but you’ll be pleased to know it’s Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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          4 天前

          Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

          • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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            4 天前

            Ask and ye shall receive

            • wabafee@lemmy.world
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              Perfect!

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    There’s something not quite right about this place…

    This gay bar doesn’t have a fire exit!

    • Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca
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      6 天前

      Have fun in your death trap fellas.

    • sexy_peach@feddit.org
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      Where is that from?

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLMLHNY4QQ

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    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      At lesbian board game night, whenever we’re playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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        At lesbian board game night

        As all good stories start

  • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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      Probably any furniture store

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      Leather World.

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    Aww they’re all such good friends <3

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    lol at the one Seahawks jersey

  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    When you realize only ‘leather world’ might have the sofa you wanted

  • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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    So many roommates!

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    If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.

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    don’t give up

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    Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

    El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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    What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

    Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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      it’s a common bondage harness. There’s effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can’t find one I like that isn’t rediculously expensive.

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        Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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          It’s so the guy behind you has a better grip.

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          clip a leash on and take one home :3

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    why are they all out of shape

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      There not tho

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      Must be the U.S.

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        strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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          Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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            Idk that’d I call any of them out of shape though

            Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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              The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

              But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

              • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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                Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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                this person does not work out

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                  Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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              are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                I’d argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we’re all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                  Well there’s someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there’s everyone else. Your average person isn’t in shape, so they’re out of shape.

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            it’s a standin for “good looking and fit”

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          underweight

          lol this comment chain just keeps on giving

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