I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Donald Glover
Eckhart Tolle. I personally think he has a neurological disorder but he’d make life better.
Gilbert Gottfried
John Oliver
Deadmau5.
The tapes of some of these Catholic hymns are getting kinda worn- let’s get some fresh beats to liven things up. And a laser lightshow in St Peter’s Basilica would help appeal to the “hip youths” ensuring a continued Catholic hegemony for the next century.
Leaning towards Cardinal Pietro Parolin - Cardinal secretary of state.
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
For each of these requirements there’s at least one Pope who didn’t meet them.
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
I’d vote for him
Dang I might have to change my vote
I think we should reelect Francis.
No no no. You aren’t allowed to elect dead popes, just prosecute them.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something that’s already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
Fuck off with that Danny devito crap. No one but Americans like that dude, and you’ve seen how utterly brain-dead America is.
Damn I’ve never seen a Danny Devito hater. Welp I hope one day you are able to experience the joy of his Holiness Danny Devito the Pope.
Love it that you dumb down other people’s arguments to your level, and simplistically call anyone’s stance “lover/hater” because your brain can’t fucking comprehend anything beyond black and white.
Sure proved you’re American though.
My apologies for reducing your opinion to “hater”. May I inquire into the reason you have such strong feelings for Mr Devito? It appears it may be related to his being American. Would it effect your opinion of him if I told you he isn’t actually American? He was born in New Jersey, which to many isn’t really part of America, more of an unwanted growth of New York.
I know I have offended you and for that I apologize. However, I will not leave your person attacks unanswered. I will have you know my ocular spheres transmit to my brain a far larger number of colors. I would safetly estimate I can comprehend as near as 3 colors! Maybe more!
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Vermin Supreme.
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
