Well boys. We clearly need to persecute them harder.

The fuck they shoot it with? Paintballs?

Aliens visiting Earth.

I know it’s a statistical impossibility that we’re the only life out there. I just don’t believe they’ve ever been here. Since we haven’t been either conquered or uplifted yet.

Yeah. Uh huh. More like Spez saw the drop in site traffic and shit his pants.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

It’ll be dead on arrival if it is.

They know better. But this is the bullshit they spin to try and convince everyone else. It doesn’t work.

We’ve been cooked since we’ve depended on capitalists to do the right thing.

It was never going to happen.

Remember when it was “Don’t be evil”

Lol.

Good news everyone! No more Student Loans!

Change my withholding to $0 and go on about my life.

Nope. Chicken Tax.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tax

Does this mean I csn buy a Hilux?

They’re against the slaves not using TurboTax.

That’s fine. I wasn’t planning to pay taxes to a fascist government anyway.

Oh no. Won’t someone think of the coup department?

You’re naive. Where do you think the authority to negotiate comes from? It’s violence. The threat of force.

When you don’t have that. You get the US. Where tens of millions protesting nation wide is flatly ignored if not actively stomped out by the government like so often happens here by police forces.

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I’m talking about the ones made in Mexico.

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