I read the text in the picture and it was really nice, but then I read the title of the post.
It honestly reads like a conservative on facebook trying to rustle vegans’ jimmies.
As a vegan, my jimmies are in fact rustled
What on earth does this title mean
forest puppies = deer. OP likes teriyaki venison (but they’re wrong- Dales seasoning liquid +
woshtesheeshtershishterWorcestershire sauce is where it’s at)Ah. Thanks for explaining. How vile.
Yes
wow. so deep
Such wisdom, much woah.
We also have a historically high population of white tails. Cars are just their most prominent natural predator.
Yea, was gonna say. The whole deer problem is 100% man made, but it wasn’t cars per se. Just good ole fashioned urbanization absolutely destroying the populations of their predators. Now there’s more deer than ever before, and that’s not great for them or us.
Cara have now taken over for wolves. Weirdly, the wolves probably had a better success and survival rate since the humble deer is almost purpose built for fucking up a car. Deer have been seemingly drafted by nature to be the true terroristic avengers of the Earth only surpassed but the moose. But they don’t have the sheer weight of numbers just sheer weight.
source: Living and driving for 20+yrs in rural New England
If I believed in a higher power, it would be because deer are engineered to collide with cars
People don’t like hearing about the deer population explosion from the past hundred years.
I feel that way about furries, but what are we going to do?
Yeah because we killed all their predators to protect our livestock.
And people don’t like talking about hunting or reintroducing predators either
The people who don’t like predator reintroduction are very different than the people who don’t like hunting.
Nah, we’d rather push the fence out further.
@Voyajer @AgentOrangesicle Yeah, they really need to be exterminated (at least for a few thousand km from here)
I prefer jalapeno dry seasoning.
You don’t eat a deer you hit with your car
I mean… you might not
I’ve eaten several roadkill deer lol.
Limits what you can do with the meat, but it’s still venison.
Burgoo exists though
