• Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    2 months ago

    Waiter: thank you for selecting the OpenHamburger would you like your OpenHamburger from the distro bistro repo, flatpak, snap or would you like to compile it yourself?

    Customer: wait so it’s all the same hamburger?

    Waiter: no but also yes

  • dch82@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    SOMEONE ASKS EVERYDAY “how to order food?”!!!

    READ THE MANUAL I PUT NEXT TO THE COUNTER!!!

    WHY DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE AND GO EAT AT THE CLOSEST MICROSOFT’S!?!?!

    ITS NOT EVEN EDIBLE FOOD!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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      2 months ago

      EVERY NOW AND THEN SOME DRUNKEN HOOLIGAN COMES IN AND ASKS wHErE fOoD sTInKy nErDS!!!

      EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A RECIPE TO MAKE IT YOURSELF!!!

      SOME CUSTOMERS EVEN COMPLAIN THAT THE RESULTS OF THEIR RECIPE ARE REALLY TRASH AND EVEN THOUGH THEY DONT HAVE libchoppingboard1.23.9rc2 INSTALLED LIKE THE README TOLD THEM TO ITS SOMEHOW MY FAULT!!!

      WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

    • finkrat@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Ubuntu and Spam

      Spam and Ubuntu

      Spam and Arch

      Debian, Fedora, Slackware and Spam

      Spam and Linux From Scratch

      FreeDOS and Spam

      9front al dente with a Spam bolognese

      Hannah Montana Linux running a fork of systemd with a Linux Zen kernel and the CDE desktop environment and Spam

  • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    The business is in trouble? Have you tried wiping it in bankruptcy and reloading a freshly installed restaurant?

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    2 months ago

    You can’t use esoteric jargon to create an insider group and then complain that the normies don’t understand any of it.

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          Well, I wanted to use existing words, because English is completely inconsistent with the way individual letters are pronounced, see for example the above.

          But yeah, the emphasis and pause is earlier, as you indicated.