Buglefingers

I know! It seemingly shouldn’t be too hard of a choice. Who the Fuck would trust a career politician!?

/J (because scarily, it’s needed)

Tomorrow, on Day 4, the Birthday party will end. Though I’ve just been told they have prepared celebrations for my unbirthday. I fear there is no God.

I don’t get it. Why start that conversation with the person to begin with if you don’t like them?

What is going on? Or Why is it going on? For this is what we shall ponder

Shaving assistant Pro+

Place your head onto the gripper and see the top of your head! Never miss a spot, always look fresh, have the shine the sun envys!

That gets a stamp of approval

A small rock!

What are people supposed to use if not Q-tips? I’m actually wondering cause I use Q-tips after every shower

Edit: I’ve been informed and read up at bit on it (thank you for the links too). I may also need to look into an ENT Dr. Now haha. So long good feeling of Q-tips

I recognized that scene immediately but didn’t know it was called the “cosmic bit flip”

When I see you and your bullshit

I still feel like there’s a constant brain fog. It never seems to go away. Been there a looong time

This tree took a parasitic approach as opposed to traditional pollination.

Recently myself and two friends were at a restaurant, I bought one a Shirley temple against his will because my other friend and I were having them. This spiraled into us all ordering the same meal in the same way and for whatever reason we just could not stop laughing when the food was brought out and they asked “who had the (dish)”, three separate times.

So I totally agree, non-funny things can absolutely be a ROFL given a certain mood

Loneliness level?

You know when your mother or SO will adjust some clothing, or put a blanket on you or something equivalent and it doesn’t sit perfect but you don’t want to change it because that oddity is what tells you they did it and that feels better than having it be comfortable?

Yeah that, when a nurse applied a bandage to my hand. 🫠

I recently had a moment of panic at work, a person from a different area was in the break room and was the spitting image of my ex. Albeit, a bit taller.

I approve that comment was really on point or as some of the younger people say on fleek if they say that anymore but regardless have an approval point from me it s the internet s currency after all

Zero tolerance for snitches punches kid

Obligatory /J

Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it’s the original month python script containing the world’s funniest joke

Rusted root is

If it fits, I sits