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Fun science fact. Crabs are always shit talking and making “yo mama” jokes.
And, unlike lobsters*, they all talk with a hoarse Brooklyn accent.
“HEY! I’m scuttling heah!”
*who, as everyone knows, sing with a generically Caribbean accent
I thought they always said “Whos your Daddy!”
Go on. Try.
Works in a pinch!
^chit chit Chit CHIT CHIT SNAP Chit chit munch munch munch
Well, not always, not if fren.
Like Casper the Halloween Mooncrab, such a polite cutie.
I always heard this joke as “If you hold a stoat up to your ear, you can hear the sound of your own voice, screaming.”
Ears are not the preferred food of the crab, but they’re quite adaptable.
Adaptable ears!
Sounds hurty.
I’m pretty sure it sounds like “dad-u-chuk?” and “did-a-chick” and such.
