What a useless app decrypts messages on my own screen when I log in with my passwords & other protections/protocols just for me to read them?
No, ty, I’ll decrypt everything in my mind only, securely under a tinfoil protection device.
I’ve always believed that dosing the human population with either/both wound be extremely beneficial to everything and everyone.
It would give humanity the capabilities our evolution didn’t develop or bred out.
Now, how do I get one of them genies/taking fish/chem-trails barons to accommodate my selfless wish??
… I’ll start a service for the things they won’t do.
ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.
Tripping on absolute power the TSA bestows to one & with that being able to steal anything from travelers I would most definitely absolutely care a lot about any drugs.
Who says no to free drugs?!
No, cannabis is just a coincidence - the TSA just eats all the cookies they find on any traveler. That’s why op hides them. Probably in a gun, so they don’t suspect cookies.
If you can’t keep track of your guns, you should not own ammunition.
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Isn’t TSA just a money-grab?
With no actual oversight, requirements, or sanctions, that’s just transfer of public money to some random wage-slaves and private subcontractors (like for the all-so-special equipment they must have, as well as tons of gloves and lube they consume daily).
Im sure AI could do racial profiling just as racially biased as them, and also fail at detecting any real threats. And Im sure I’ve seen some ‘cavity search’-like robots online that could be deployed.
He does it every single flight.
All of those things.
An absolute pleasure to share a flight with.
Phone, car key.
The PFAS and plastics boundary lines in fossil records will be indeed very distinct.
This was intentional.
The clown was just an automaton, the geese needed to draw a crowd so when people fell into the water the geese could easily eat them.
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Oh how I wish it would be both …
Yeet-the-baby-tron™
This brand new tech saves lives!!
Upon detecting a small humanoid within the car after it has been locked the system automatically opens the sunroof & violently yeets the human at least 100m in a random direction to maximised it’s chances of getting some shade.
We are just getting old and our backs hurt too much, ok?
Glory to the USSP!!
Ty, I understood that, I was making a joke about how pasta tastes good.
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