Don’t Fancy 2: The Gittening
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Cake day: June 30th, 2023
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Nope, it categorically isn’t. That’s a strawman/false dichotomy combo so ridiculous that I doubt you’re actually sane enough to be entrusted with any weapon more dangerous than a camping spork.
What’s fucking delusional is thinking that a bunch of civilians armed with handguns and rifles could ever match a modern military should it come to violent revolution or, alternatively, that arming civilians with the kind of weaponry that WOULD do the trick isn’t just a recipe for needless slaughter.
He was right about a lot of things and also wrong about a lot of things. This one falls squarely in the latter category.
Pavlov would be proud. Amused too, probably 😁
It’s this thing we have in countries with more civilized laws governing death tools.
Condoms. Also ice cream originally developed in my home city. Chocolate, of course 😉
21·4 hours agoYeah, but outdated science doesn’t count. That’s just how science works.
Also, you don’t have to be a scientist to avoid clearly spoiled seafood. Especially in the desert.
1·5 hours agoIf brevity is the soul of wit, does that make a micropenis the mark of a true raconteur? 🤔
I love this in general but I especially love that it works whether read from left to right like English usually is or right to left like manga usually are 😄
Just a couple of severely well-hung men watching a wall-hung TV, nothing special 🤷
Well there’s a reason why “bird brain” is an insult…
I heard on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me yesterday that the biggest fridge problem of Americans today is too many sauces/condiments and I was like “wait a sec…have I been American all this time?!”
That’s right! Etc has had it too easy for too long!
I’ve found that separating each few sentences (sometimes as little as one, since I have a tendency towards run-on sentences) or each topic into separate paragraphs works well.
This not only makes things easier to read and better looking, it also lets me play with emphasis by varying the length of paragraphs, like so:
Penis.
macOS is pretty bad
Could have just stopped there 🤷
It’s because “straight” is a term idiots like themselves invented at a time where straight meant “good” and “not broken”.
Im contrast, “cis” was coined by smart people to accurately describe them with no inherent bias or value judgment. They hate that sort of thing.
If that was the case, you’d probably be under 25, dead, or both, though 🤷
Typical ammosexual trait: can’t distinguish between common sense and cowardice 🙄
Thanks, I am and so is the vast majority of people in a radius of 1000+ miles from me.
Because ridiculously lax laws and even more lax enforcement allows them to. They’re like politicians with bribes in that aspect.
Nah, I think I’ll just wait indoors until someone much more emotionally stable deals with it after your Rambo wannabe antics have gotten you killed.
And why is that? Because of the lack of laws, regulations, and enforcement. Not because wannabe tough guys like you don’t have enough penis extenders that go boom.
That’s the thing that you’re not getting, “bud”