And on the Seventh day God rested - and I think we should keep the tradition going.
Dog Tax
Bro with a mo.
Look at that glorious mustache.
He’s rocking the Hulk Hogan moustache
What a beautiful face!
Panda with a Mighty Mo!
A 'stache to make Sam Elliott jealous.
Thinking about getting back into the dating scene, and the moment I thought of it 2 flies landed on my arm and started going at it :(
Come on flies read the room.
But then I realised I’ve never seen 2 flies fornicating (I don’t think, at least not on me). So I had to wonder… my google question “How long do flies fuck for” and the result was 30-120 minutes which was surprising and makes me feel even more inadequate.
Should make you feel more than adequate that if we must humans can get the job done in a timely manner
Does that include foreplay or a chat first or straight in?
they also make 500 kids at a time
Bit of set back, just found out the fun little procedure I had 10mths ago has done nothing and may in fact have made things worse (small reversal will fix that). Doc is very surprised at the results, so it’s on for more tests and looking at what else can be done that’s not removing that whole area of my person.
Feels bad man, but hopefully we can move onto better things soon.
hugs, 🤞🤞🤞
Gibson’s blood test came back with no issues! She must just be sleeping a bit extra as she gets older
Hey that’s great!!
I discovered the most beautiful poem by an Australian poet - Erin Hanson, the other day:
There is freedom waiting for you,
on the breezes of the sky.
And you ask, “What if I fall?”
Oh, but my darling, “What if you fly?
Kept dreaming about religious iconography and a white hippo, so I’ll be starting my very own cult any day now.
The House of Fungus sounds good!
🦛
I had a bath with a pineapple shaped bath fizzer that made the water turn radioactive pine lime cordial colour.
just colour?
Yeah. It looked delicious but dangerous too.
cool
Little one starts grade 2 today. Where does the time go?
Mine just started to crawl. It really does just blow by doesn’t it.
Edit: Time. Not the kid. He’s still pretty slow.
race-car speed baby vrooooooming
Once they get going they can be surprisingly fast
My daughter is 2 years away from finishing high school. I still remember her in her primary school clothes.
I ain’t ready.
I have no idea.
Seems like just a short time ago miss seagon was a tiny cute poppet.
Hit my daily brick wall and the damn things seems extra reinforced. So many frustrations at work today, I’m feeling sorry for the people in my BJJ class this evening.
I hear you. After 4 straight hours of meetings my brain is fried, so it’s couch time over here
When we wake up and have to deal with the consequences of late night emails….
what have you done now
Volunteered myself for something I’d rather not do
so tired, so sore, need hugs and better meds
Big hugs
💊
Hugs & hope you’re feeling better soon
🫂 💉
I always see that hug emoji as a film projector
sooo: Question.
- The guys who installed the aircon fucked us around and didn’t give us the electrical certificate until TODAY. Looking at it, they marked the works (non prescribed) as “completed 21st of jan”. The job was completed 21st december. How much trouble will this cause?
I know they did it because (as we pointed out to them) they were wildly in excess of the 30 days notice, which is an offense, and they don’t want to get into widdle trouble but fuck them.
(yes we are feeling cuntish the company in question has fucked us around beyond any measure of kindness.)
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Espresso martini and to be fanned by a fit man in booty shorts plz
👨🚒🪭☕️🍸
🩲
A stiff drink and some good deodorant please
🥃🧴
VB long neck and a four and twenty thanks
🍺🦒🕓💷
Cheers mate 🍻
Fasting blood test has now been done, so I would like to order All The Things please.
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
Ha. Second day in a row there’s been a miscommunication with a client.
On the plus side she’s safe and well and I got paid for a two hour shift where I sat around or did my own Aldi run. 😁Exciting news from my mechanic - for once there are no unexpected extra expenses to add on to my car’s service. That’s a bit of a rare occurrence these days, and quite welcome after the last few have ended up quite expensive.
