Disclaimer: full fluency, no studying required, but knowledge of the written language is not included.

  • Nerd02@lemmy.basedcount.com
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    10 months ago

    Seeing as I am already Italian I suppose I will pick Chinese.

    Also I guess I’m going to be that guy. “La vida es bella” is not Italian, it’s Spanish lol.

  • dan1101@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Chinese because Italian would be a lot easier to learn on my own.

  • Bipta@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    Chooses Chinese:

    1. Monkey’s paw curls
    2. Congratulations, you learned the Min dialect of Chinese!
  • LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Chinese, preferably Cantonese, just because I wanna be able to visit my best friend in Hong Kong and get around without any sorta language barrier.

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      10 months ago

      On the other hand Hong Kong has a lot of English mixed in due to tourism (and its history) so you won’t fare too bad even if you didnt know how to speak

  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    10 months ago

    Learning spoken Chinese without learning written Chinese is basically like only knowing half a language. Whereas learning spoken Italian and being familiar with the Roman alphabet would basically mean you could read it too, at least at a basic level. So much as I think it would be useful good to magically learn Chinese (which I am incidentally currently working on), the constraint of only being able to speak it tilts me in favour of Italian.

  • TheControlled@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    God, Chinese is so much more useful. Italian is virtually useless, in fact. 59 million people live there, 1.4 billion live in China alone, not to mention the the emigrants.

    I love my Italian homies, but yeah.

    • Rakonat@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Eh, I actually want to visit Italy one day. I’ve never had the desire to go to China, and a lot of stories I’ve heard from people who did visit for tourism or business were not making me want to go.

    • RBWells@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Doesn’t China have more than one spoken language, though? If I get all of them, Chinese. Otherwise Italian because then I’d have Spanish as well, I know toddler Spanish already and the grammar is the same.

      • Gnome Kat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        10 months ago

        From what I was taught, most people in china primarily speak mandarin or can speak mandarin as well as another dialect. Mandarin is the one you want.

      • TheControlled@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        I was being intentionally broad but yeah. Mandarin, Cantonese, Taiwanese, whatever the Weigers speak, and a bunch of regional dialects/languages. That’s my understanding at least, without googling it.

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    Italian would be nice but chinese might be more practical. I had to take five quarters of a foreign language in college, and someone suggested Farsi (Persian) saying it would be easy because it’s just learning a new alphabet. HA. It was hard as hell, the grammar rules never made sense to me, but I stuck it out for five quarters but barely remember any of it.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    10 months ago

    Italian, because i already know chinese, and since written knowledge isn’t instantly gained it didn’t help much in my case.

  • odium@programming.dev
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    10 months ago

    Chinese. Already know multiple Indo-European languages. Would be cool to know other language families, I only speak languages from two right now.

  • BiggestBulb@kbin.run
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    10 months ago

    Chinese. It’s a lot harder to learn since I know a ton of Spanish. It’s also one of the most widely spoken languages in the world

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    10 months ago

    Going by the picture, each means successfully losing a shit ton of weight, so I’m down with either

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    10 months ago

    compared to not learning written Italian (like you 😜), not learning written Chinese seems kinda worthless. ofc that’s an exaggeration but the written part is the hardest part!! and the best part

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      10 months ago

      Would knowing the spoken language make learning the written side easier? Or does it likely depend on the language?

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        depends on the orthography. I find Chinese much harder to read than Italian. part of that is because of me, and part of that is because of how their writing systems are designed.

        so I think you’d be getting a better “deal” out of Chinese if you could magically learn the writing too. but without that, well… students pour thousands of hours into learning them, and I’ll still have to do that too

        Italian i can just bibbity bop my way to the future, hello see ya later