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Ok, when? Because… Well, should we tell him?

Exclusive: Trump says you have to invite him to your birthday party and give him presents and he gets the piece of cake with the fancy chocolate thing on it

Well you see that’s where Trump’s level of genius shines. Don’t shoot the archers, shoot the arrows (it looks way cooler and people think you’re so badass).

Sure you might lose a naval vessel or twelve when US capacity to build more ships is really low, but that’s a sacrifice this level of genius is willing to make (totally unawares, probably).

Guess how much 😁

‘Not enough people’ isn’t as bad as ‘not enough money’. And since money is a made up thing, I’m sure everyone will figure out who to eat if there’s not enough to go around 🤑

Goddammus sexualis tyrannosaurus! 🪄💦🥾

That’ll teach him (that he can keep spitting in their faces). How many cheeks can you turn?

China probably asked like: Hey, Skeletor, do a Taiwan hot take

Imagine the queue waiting to piss on his grave when he finally dies.

Good job 👍 10/10 would munch

Mission not accomplished, I guess

I find Russia guilty as fuck

Good idea, how to enforce?

Ðð = th as in ‘this’ (voiced)
Þþ = th as in ‘thursday’ (unvoiced)

It’s fine, just use the right one 🇮🇸

Hear me out I think we need to start believing in hell again so Trump and his goons have someplace else to go

Well sure, gotta keep your eyes on the road and a knee on the wheel (because the other hand shoving a burger in your mouth)

Putin logic:
The more you lie, the more honest you are.
The more you steal, the more trustworthy you are.
The more you lose, the more winning you are.
(Beat that, gay western men who steal Russian women!)

You know what jeopardizes competitiveness? Ivan the Tariffle, and charging so damn much for the electric models.

Do the right thing, grandma.