I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
I hate myself for crushing on him so hard
Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
How is a dick different than a toy . . . in terms of physical sensations?
Physically only?
That’s what my ol’ man calls my chastity belt
Analog: How can you feel pleasure from someone sucking on your finger for instance?
My biggest sexual organ is my brain and when my body is used to get someone else off, I, too get off on it. It feels so so so so good to take dick in the ass (especially if they hit my prostate, but that part is not necessary).
Medium-sized guy here (no horse in this race mostly) to chime in and say I have seen a lot of penises and know a lot of men.
A size-to-awesomeness ratio does not exist, but a lot of men are unnecessarily dissatisfied with their bodies. When we imply, as a society, that you can overcome perceived body deficiencies by buying bigger vehicles, it seems possible we would be encouraging the kind of behavior and city budgets we don’t want in this world.
Sounds kinda painful
Oh no. I’d totally forgotten about the research phase of my self-discovery.
You feeling a little defensive about the lesbian orgies sounds like
I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
As a gay who used to be even pettier, I have hooked up with exboyfriends’ crushes and one exboyfriend’s new boyfriend. Good lord it is easy to get high off of petty revenge.
he/him/his here
but it/it/its in bed 💅
A night with my ex and our buddies
Are you saying I could be gaming, reading, posting all day and hooking up in the showers at night, all for free?
Not if you’re gay
I for one nominate adorable, gentle, slutty, gorgeous, pliable Stamets to link to his OF. I wanna see your bod impaled by the cake guys.
Find me this post please :D
In my local variant, we write jizz is Christ. Blessed be.
Also acceptable.