• satanmat@lemmy.worldEnglish
    6·
    6 months ago

    Didn’t know I was your type. Good to know I have options if I’m in your neck of the woods

  • SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.mlEnglish
    5·
    6 months ago

    I literally fantasize about having a long and intimate conversation with a mycologist while drinking far too many overpriced cocktails at a high end prix fixe restaurant.

      • SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.mlEnglish
        2·
        6 months ago

        I could bore you for hours talking about theoretical biology and evolutionary dynamics, the development and maintenance of pro-social behavior in human evolution, international politics and military strategies, and why dogs are better than cats and vice versa.

        Unfortunately, other than having one of my favorite grad school professors being a mycologist, I might not fit your mold, so to speak…

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPMEnglish
          2·
          6 months ago

          Listen. As long as we can have intellectually stimulating conversation, cuddles, get to have dogs, raise mushrooms, and smash celestial dust in the formation of an accretion disk then I’m down

  • HipHoboHarold@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    6 months ago

    I almsot fit, but I can never get a tattoo. Every time I try shit happens. Like the last time I was going to get one I had the money, my birthday was coming up, and it was gonna fall on a 3 paycheck month, so I started looking into local artists. That was January 2020. Right before everything shut down.☹️

    I do have stretched ears though. Got that at least.

  • joshoff@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
    1·
    6 months ago

    I for one nominate adorable, gentle, slutty, gorgeous, pliable Stamets to link to his OF. I wanna see your bod impaled by the cake guys.

    • Stamets@lemmy.worldOPMEnglish
      1·
      6 months ago

      If I was even remotely attractive enough, I’d be all over that. Throw a set of chastity keys at one of em. Or all of em. Alas, I have titties.