The only bit of sense you made was mentioning meal prep. The time, money, and mental energy spent on your own health are rewards, not costs. Being responsible for your health can be difficult for Americans to fathom, but its cheap and easy.

You aren’t getting this. There’s a huge support community out there. People will get help if they reach out. And they should do so.

It’s a poop test. Its pretty good at finding cancer, but if there’s any blood at all its invalid. A good option for people in their 30’s and 40’s. Older folks probly just need the probe.

Um … nope. I sent me to a gastroenterologist. We just talked, no physical exam. He immediately scheduled the butt probe. After that he sent me to the hemorrhoid guy who only saw me once, procedure on the first visit.

I’ll add that every medical professional that I spoke to about bleeding out of my ass was understanding and concerned. At no point was I not taken seriously.

It’s shitpost, my friend. And a shitpost where I also chose to reveal uncomfortable details. I’m just teasing.

Don’t go look this up. You definitely don’t want to see the pics. No matter how curious. I warned you …

It’s not funny. But the rule is ‘anything goes’. But but I come here for funny. And its not funny.

I got bad news. It is personal. People don’t like you. You know the truth.

Hmm. Tell us about chemtrails …

Survive, buddy. Survive.

Can’t blame the situation on “them”. When was the last time you personally cooked some spinach? Do you have wild rice in your kitchen? How about fresh or dried fruit? Nuts?

If you cook for yourself and make good decisions about what you eat, you will immediately lose weight, your skin will clear, your guts will start working correctly … oh … and you no longer worry about what “they” are doing to your food.

I found it really hard to talk about and seek treatment for this subject at the time, and I was quite aware of how sick I might be. Maybe this will help somebody. I’ve had the butt-probe three times now, and the good doctor expects me again next year. I’m totally cured. No blood no more. Let me share …

The critical danger is polyps that grow on the lining of your intestine. They go bad and turn into cancer. Doc wants to snip them off for you. If you are 50 years old, go do that.

The home test … If it finds any blood at all, you’ll fail the test and have to do the colonoscopy. If you’re approaching 50, you have polyps, they are bleeding, and its gonna find blood. You can waste your time with the home test or just go get checked.

Most folks with red blood in stool probably have internal hemorrhoids. Lots of things can cause them to flare up, including drinking alcohol, spicy greasy food, and anything else that irritates your gut. This is the best-case scenario. Internal roids are fixable with a (very uncomfortable) outpatient surgery.

The are obviously (MANY) other conditions that can go wrong there (external roids, lobsters up your butt, all sorts of stuff can happen), but these are the big things the doc says when you first talk. Roids and dangling cancer worms. Doc needs to take a look and tell you.

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And then the cure … oh ya, got the butt probe, got the roids … um … “pinned”. That lessened the bleeding but didn’t fix anything. Turns out my problem was a gut microbe imbalance, most likely brought on by some large doses of antibiotics I had to take for dental surgeries. Some righteous kimchi straight from a backyard in Korea cured me. That and a whole lot of fiber. All the time. Real fiber. Beans. Spinach. Black rice. Gotta feed them gut bugs. Or they will eat you instead.

So for just $60 and a commitment to spend another $16,000, I can … um … wait … what are we doing again?

That’s the nanobots in the covid vaccine. I used to be able to remember things too. Then I did all those drugs. It’s Obama’s fault.

So shitty! :]

Banana. I always want to add extra nnn’s. And pronounce them. Bannanna.

Ok. Thanks for the extended perspective.

Just today I tried to get some info from graphics stored on a lemmy server and found them to be highly anonymized. I’m gonna guess you have to engage with a potential scammer in order for them to extract data, and just viewing the message gives them nothing. Lemmy probly has security flaws, but seems well designed as far as I’ve looked.

Ya, I getcha that if its harassment, its really weird harassment. But if its harassment of a real person out there, I certainly don’t want to be part of it. I haven’t been on lemmy very long. I’ve already tangled with one batshit crazy person. I’m fully willing to believe that more exist.

This was the good kind. The gear moved the head cleaner back and forth like a brush.

Got some nice word clouds in that article.

radiation from 5G networks, vaccines, reversal of the Earth’s magnetic field, consumption of Doritos, and even chemtrails.

spiritual healing and attempts to discourage medical treatment, reinforcing the guilt of parents and caregivers.

anti-vaccine discourse, ‘the new world order,’ scientific denialism, and anti-institutional ideology.

networks are organized, create meaning, fuel distrust, and capitalize on collective anguish

Ok. More internet. Now I just hope Nicole is ok. Fuk. Thx.