blave

I am your wife’s rolling eyeballs

Art

Even if you weren’t running a dictatorship, whatever it is you were running would be a terrible thing with a job that you would hate. And everyone would hate you, too. Especially if you did a good job and fixed things.

See, this is the reason why I want nothing to do with the job

I mean… I can appreciate the position, but I’d rather be fucking dead than be the president. That is a shitty, thankless job, and I want nothing to do with it.

This country needs a major overhaul, and I don’t want to be the public face of it that all of the crazies want to kill.

Hopefully, there will soon be a law which calls for the immediate and public execution of anyone who even thinks the term “AI”

Nothing has ever been produced from it other than reasons to kill the creator.

Disagree? Please include your home address. Someone will be around to take care of you very soon. 😊

Voted for Trump

Yeah, but I’m sure those two dudes have fucked. There’s only so bad I can feel for them.

For real…

No joke, this is actually the plot for an episode of Sherlock

well, fuck that

because the GOP is the “fa” in “Antifa”

Super glad I picked up a new laptop before all these price hikes started

They said sudo

Front right phone

Front right tiny pocket, headphones

Front left cigarettes and lighter

Rear right wallet

• I don’t wear cargo pants. Nobody should.
• if I’m wearing a shoulder bag, it’s because I’m carrying stuff other than what is already in my pockets. Like my water bottle and my laptop.
• I don’t wear things with only two pockets.
• if I’m wearing a jacket, it’s because it’s cold out, not because I need extra pockets

I always find it amusing when crazy right wing bullshit collides in court. It hurt itself in its confusion!

And guns!

I thought it was funny, and I usually don’t think these things are funny

Is she too young for an Arduino starter kit?

https://store-usa.arduino.cc/products/arduino-starter-kit-multi-language

Edit: the great thing about these is that you can eventually add a raspberry pi to the mix for even more functionality and learning fun!