Don’t lose all hope! Technics has stopped making the 1200 multiple times and it keeps getting brought back.

Getting your raise denied because the bald person next to you has a higher head temp average

When my reaction time goes I switch to civ.

All that money and they couldn’t be bothered to pay their IT dept.

One of the reasons I smoke marijuana is so that my dreams chill out. When I’m not smoking I can wake up still feeling tired because my dreams were too intense.

Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I can’t afford to pay for a test every time I get the sniffles either. Also, America showed me they dgaf a couple years ago, so now I just throw on the mask and go about my business.

Sabba sabba sabba sabba. Sounds like Spanish to me!

My weed dealer uses insta so I have an account

Windows updates

Most of them are

I can’t remember my first game but we had a 2600. I think Crystalis was the first NES game that really blew my mind.

I bet that doesn’t stop it lol

Me after 2 hours in the office

Destiny and Destiny 2 Hexic

Captains log stardate 2023.8

I hate Wesley Crusher.

I impersonate Picard and trash talk Wesley all the time to my wife.

Well then, good news! It’s a suppository.

This is how they pass laws in congress

I too have abused whipits

If that community wants to keep those lucrative prison jobs they need to step up and get incarcerated more.