(Countries ranked)
My list (poisoning the well):
- All countries suck
Antarctica. Why? The locals are nice.
That’s not a country.
The one for old men
No such thing
This is not, the greatest country in the world. This is just a tribute.
And the peculiar thing is this, my friends…
Garth Brooks and Willie Nelson
Johnny Cash could also be on that list.
Yes! And Dolly Parton!
Bluegrass.
Atlantis
It’s nice but the weather sucks.
Gotta go during the dry season.
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África
According to this anthem it’s Kazachstan:
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium. Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool. Its length thirty meter and width six meter. Filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan. They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world. We incented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstans prostitutes cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistans
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place. From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown. Come grasp the might penis of our leader. From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
My list:
- What’s even a country, and why should I care about it?
- If this has something to do with homeland, can’t I answer “third planet past Sun” instead?
The fourth planet has a few advantages… Like theres no people there. No war despite being named after a god of war. And it has robots!
I’ve heard about some idiot from the third planet being obsessed with space travel (and with X). What if we sent him to the fourth planet then? It’s a win-win!
Much higher percentage of computers running Linux
Pitcairn. I mean just look at it, sitting idly while everyone else battles it out with each other, perfect for those of us, myself included, who aren’t too pleased with the main players. It’s also one of the first places to have equal rights. And yet it suffers underpopulation and a declining population, as well as ridicule for some reason, including as a banned AskReddit topic. If countries were humans like in Hetalia, Pitcairn would be the fairest of them all.
Flavor
Pretty sure that’s a town
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Oh, I see, you just want to start a fight today. Lol
the imaginary one in your head
That country sucks!
