nomorebillboards@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-213 hours agoYou have the option to absolve all of Chair or all of Table for the rest of eternity from the fabric of reality. Which would be easier to live without?message-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down12
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareYou have the option to absolve all of Chair or all of Table for the rest of eternity from the fabric of reality. Which would be easier to live without?nomorebillboards@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-213 hours agomessage-square14linkfedilink
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·12 hours agoYou can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.
minus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoYou got that backwards. Tables are often more comfortable to sit on than chairs, but chairs make lousy tables.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·10 hours agoA picnic bench is just a low, skinny table.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoOr is that a stool?
You can use a chair as a table, but can’t comfortably sit on most tables. QED, fuck off tables.
You got that backwards. Tables are often more comfortable to sit on than chairs, but chairs make lousy tables.
A picnic bench is just a low, skinny table.
Chairs are just tables for butts.
Or is that a stool?