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minus-squareNerdInSuspenders@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoLegend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 days agoI suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoDamn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters
minus-squareLanguageIsCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoI don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 days agoHow is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 days ago How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? It doesn’t. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.
Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.
I suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.
Omg just like Pokémon
Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters
I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.
How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?
It doesn’t. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.