We’re destroying the Amazon for cattle but haha birds eat rodents lmao gottem

Night of truffles will be the parody version

Gulf of Canada

Open the fucking door!!

Babe wake up I want pancakes

When are you gonna want justice to come for the US citizen business owners who hire undocumented workers in order to fatten their own profit margins and undermine the country they are loyal to?

Why do I never see a single conservative approach this issue studiously and instead just hope for and cheer mass deportations?

Some questions to you personally: when you see a problem do you just let anger and fear take over and then just throw shit at the problem? If throwing shit at the problem doesn’t seem to work, do you just throw more shit? If you think the shit isn’t working but some passionate fear mongerer tells you the shit literally will work, do you go back and keep trying the literal shit?

Have you ever taken a step back to try to understand something deeply? Have you ever tried to understand a complex problem holistically? To see that sometimes actions have unforeseen consequences and the shit you’re throwing isn’t just not working, but it’s brewing new problems?

Or are you really just god damn fucking stupid, idiotic, and pathetic?

Wat

TIL some StarCraft objects are called Zergzeug

Next time try just one big bean

Hello ladies

https://youtu.be/cfHtqMOZcZc

I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.

“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”

• Canva sales team, probably

Yeah, that fucking rocked.

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning, how are you?”

looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”

Some Brazilian sadness: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r3PMqvqLyU0

The guitar is beautifully excellent

But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?

It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back

Reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode where he rips off a tag from a mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” and then helicopters start coming after him lol