American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value as investors contemplate getting their magic beans from overseas.

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American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value

lmao

Finally some good onion

Homer: Curse you magic beans!

I love The Beaverton, their distinctive satire has always tickled my funny bone! They are the same level as The Onion.

Is this why they have so many bean counters?