- yes and now it’s time to build the United States of Europe under the warning baguette doctrine. All of Europe will eat baguette and croissant, it’s just a matter of time 😏. - They already do and I would kill for Europe grade croissants in the US - Um…I mean…aggressively negotiate for them - Reminds me of the meme the other day about joining the war for Canada, on the side of Canada. I legit had a moment where I wondered whether Quebec could ruin it if the French Foreign Legion set-up a base there. - Paris, supporting independence in the americas since 1784 - I mean, fair, but their perks are better than the Canadian Army’s, last I checked. 
 
 
- I just want access to fresh cannoli and gnocchi like I had in South Philly. No, I don’t want to learn how to make them, my gnocchi were abominations the dog wouldn’t eat. If it takes a global war to fix my culinary crisis, THENSOBEIT. 
 
- All of Europe will eat baguette and croissant - Don’t threaten me with a good time. - I can threaten you with some snails with Garlic and Parsley Butter if you prefer (which is really delicious by the way but is not for everyone 😁) - This just keeps getting better and better. 
 
 
- It’s appropriate that I’m in (anglo) Canada and I already eat a ton of both. It’s definitely to gain French support, and not just because they’re cheap and tasty /s 
 
- It sucks that De Gaulle was also right being skeptical about the British joining the EEC/EU. - And also dollarization. - The French being right officially makes this the worst timeline. - Not just the French. De Gaulle personally. - Oh no, that’s one of the most French French! /s 
 
 
 
- de Gaulle of this man! 
- If you waste less Uranium on electricity production you can spend more on building a nuclear deterrent. - Yeah but those centrifuges won’t power themselves 
 
- De Gaull would be sad, seeing what they’re doing to his common agricultural policy on the eve of war 
- Air-Sol Moyenne Portée 
- Again? Was there a moment nuclear France was on it’s own before? 






