• Allonzee@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Attention dispatch… There has been a mass shooting at the site of the Tank Train collision, but thankfully all victims have successfully had their medical claims for woundcare denied. Time to go home…

    Top Gun theme blares as the Police Mustang drives off into the sunset. And… scene.