• manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz
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    29 days ago

    > Be me

    > American college kid by himself in Italy for a week

    > Staying at hotel with Italian hottie at the front desk

    > Hell yeah, love this country

    > Eating all the pizza cause that’s Italian food, right?

    > The pizzas are so goddamn thin

    > Like eating a sheet of paper

    > Eat an entire pizza and still hungry

    > This goes on for like three days

    > Tired of being hungry

    > New pizza place, order three entire pizzas

    > “They’ll just think I’m picking up for my friends”

    > Get my pizzas, hell yes

    > Walk back to hotel

    > Walk past the front desk carrying three pizzas

    > Front desk hottie knows I’m there alone

    > Cover blown

    > Go up to my room and eat all three pizzas in shame

    > Finally fucking full

    Worth it.