I go to work to work because I need a paycheck, not to make friends.
Where I am there is a new coworker that to me acts needy (think of Slow Horses’s Struan Loy), tries befriending me, but he invariably asks if everything’s ok. I don’t care about this person’s life.
The first 2 times I didn’t think anything of it, but he asks that every day and it’s becoming tiring.
I feel mobbed and stalked, mobbed because he keeps insinuating there is something wrong with me just because I don’t ask him about his private life and do my job, and stalked, because he is so fixated on me.
going to HR over this seems ridiculous, but I’m starting to hate his voice.
Become their best friend. Setup a hang out outside of work in the worst part of town. Don’t show up. Make excuses. Do it again next week. Do it again until they hate you.
Just kidding. Set boundaries and pray the respect them. If they don’t buy a valve stem key for tires. Barely loosen the stem so that it takes 3-4 days for their tires get flat. Repeat until they lose their job.
Just kidding. Stay in the basement, get fired for missing work, become homeless, get a job somewhere else.
There we go… juuuuust right.