I bought a big thing of hidden valley ranch powder on a whim and I’m looking for suggestions
I mix it with plain greek yoghurt to create ranch dip.
Or sour cream. Then slam that on everything. But mostly potatoes. And dip all other veggies in it.
My SO taught me about this, and it became the perfect way to ween me off of my unhealthy ranch addiction. Making my own was so much healthier than whatever they put in ranch “sauce”
Yeeeessss! Thats why i suggested it, guilt free ranch? Yum!
Nice TRY Hidden Vally Ranch marketing intern!
You’ll have to pry my top secret recipe for HVR jello from my cold dead fingers…
I’m en route to your house to try
the worst sounding recipe I’ve ever readEdit: I’ve thought about it for 2 minutes and now I actually just want to try that
oof
Are you the one that came up with this one?
Dear GODS!
Oh, at first I thought you were suggesting to try it on an intern and I thought what a great idea. If you can get an intern to cooperate, it’d be like the new jello shots. For a brief moment you were a genius, but sadly, not any more.
Mix it into ground beef for some burger patties. The taste comes through a bit, which is great, but the real perk is for some reason it makes it ridiculously juicy.
Probably because the powder absorbs the fat, thereby retaining moisture
Battered deep fried pickles
Popcorn. Tortilla chips. And I want to say Triscuits, but I have no experience with that. Or the chips.
Directly onto pizza. The end
Depends. Are you single? Do you want to be?
Bread sticks. Brush with melted butter. Dust with ranch powder.
Bacon. Dust immediately after it finishes cooking. Eat as is or do things with the bacon (burgers, sandwiches, pizza)
French fries. (Edit: call them ‘franch fries’!)
Sautéed mushrooms, or green beans.
I feel like you could start a series of posts: “[food item], 10/10 with ranch”
Buttered popcorn
Some of my favorite popcorn seasoning:
- Taco seasoning + powdered cheese
- both individually and combined
- garam masala
- curry powder
- nutritional yeast
I have tried none of these one popcorn, and have never had nutritional yeast
- Taco seasoning + powdered cheese
Put it in fried chicken dredge. Or just on chicken that will be baked. Shit’s super good on those.
Add it to sour cream and just have ranch dressing chip dip.
Similarly, ranch powdered baked pork chops are super delicious. Get the thin sliced ones if you can find them
Chex mix. Add a little oil and spread it out on a baking sheet. Toss in the oven for a little bit to really get it in there.
Holyyy shit. You’re a goddamn genius.
Mix it in a jar of pickles. Let sit for 24 hours. Enjoy.
tits
Snort a line of ranch seasoning off a tit
Put ranch on some ranch and make ranch ^ranch
Use it as a salt replacement. I’m pretty sure it contains MSG.