WASHINGTON—In response to the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump at a rally in Pennsylvania over the weekend, Congress moved quickly to pass legislation Monday that bans the civilian use of roofs. “As our country continues to reel from this horrific event, we in Congress have taken action by…
    • Aa!@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      1 month ago

      Honestly the alternate sites that get posted here from time to time just don’t match up in writing quality.

      • LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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        1 month ago

        Yeah, the tone and quality of other sites sometimes can’t compare to The Onion! They’ve been at it for so long, they’ve mastered their voice and project it well.

    • cm0002@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      1 month ago

      They’re really having a field day with this, it’s been one great article after another lmao

      • LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
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        1 month ago

        It feels so good to see The Onion living their best lives! They’ve been feeling it for the past few weeks; it’s gonna be a satire feast!