Wilshire@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agoDolphin found dead on beach riddled with bullets, NOAA offers $20k reward to find killerwww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square175fedilinkarrow-up1730arrow-down18
arrow-up1722arrow-down1external-linkDolphin found dead on beach riddled with bullets, NOAA offers $20k reward to find killerwww.usatoday.comWilshire@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square175fedilink
minus-squareLeraje@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85arrow-down5·4 months agoThe only way this story could be more American was if it had been a child dolphin, in a public school.
minus-squareGeriatrickid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·4 months agoWe gotta arm the teacher fish
minus-squareLightborne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months ago “The dolphin, a juvenile, had injuries consistent with being shot with a firearm,” NOAA said. Halfway there! 🙏
The only way this story could be more American was if it had been a child dolphin, in a public school.
We gotta arm the teacher fish
Halfway there! 🙏
* pupfish school