vortexsurfer@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoMan named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gunwww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1227arrow-down12
arrow-up1225arrow-down1external-linkMan named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gunwww.dexerto.comvortexsurfer@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squarepete_the_cat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·10 months agoOfficer: “What’s your name, sir?” DK: “Deez-Nuts” Officer: “Alright, get out of the car, smart ass”
minus-squareDelta_V@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-210 months ago“Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father’s name. Please, call me Bofa.”
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 months ago“Call my brother Gargle, he’s a lawyer.”
minus-squareHikermick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoI can see this playing out like a modern “Who’s on first” routine
Officer: “What’s your name, sir?”
DK: “Deez-Nuts”
Officer: “Alright, get out of the car, smart ass”
“Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father’s name. Please, call me Bofa.”
“Call my brother Gargle, he’s a lawyer.”
I can see this playing out like a modern “Who’s on first” routine