Your honor, I would like the opportunity to interview the underaged girl accusing me of rape, privately in my basement, so we can try to reenact the crime and confirm her testamony.

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    I think an oubliette is a pretty secure facility. He is very much welcome to stay inside one for the entire rest of his life.

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      AHA! An oubliette. I know this one from The Labyrinth.

      Hoggle : This is an oubliette, labyrinth's full of 'em.
      Sarah : Really. I didn't know that.
      Hoggle : Oh don't act so smart. You don't even know what an oubliette is.
      Sarah : Do you?
      Hoggle : Yes. It's a place you put people... to forget about 'em!