“this simple meal only requires about 5 minutes of prep work”
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Simple meal
Requires a dehydrator and 4 different types of potato
This is my kind of simple.
That soundtrack is everything, thank you for sharing this work of art
Oh my God… It’s so sad but beautiful
Thank you for reminding me of this. I saw this years ago and it was so good.
Hey there wildcats…
I still use that sometimes lol
A gem in an ocean of turds.
Pain
Even better when it involves using ingredients that I don’t have at that point. So going out to buy them is no longer lazy.
The prep time for today’s recipe is 15 minutes. Now it’s 15 minutes for me the “professional” chef who cooks like this everyday. Jambalaya takes a real long prep time. Especially when you did one too many marijuanas.
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Y’all ever try the dream omelette? https://youtu.be/sg0nYhUB7CA?si=bqP9SB2Rh8Xm4Gg-
Step 1: Unwrap processed cheese slice and put in mouth. Repeat as necessary.
You’re spending time unwrapping? I refuse to buy the individually wrapped ones because that’s way too much work.
I just eat the wrapper.
I like the plastic wrapped shits after.
Nice, clean and doesn’t leave poop ghosts in the toilet.
The cheese is also still edible inside
That’s the best part about eating corn, you can take it out of the toilet the next day and just give er a quick rinse and you got a nice little snack!
Likely 3x more nutritious.
The “deli style” American cheese is far superior, anyway.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR8a8nCM4c&pp=ygUYc2ltcHNvbnMgYW1lcmljYW4gY2hlZXNl
I’d say my lazy meal is a Maple Bulgogi Raymeon
Mmm… 64 slices of American cheese…
[Camera fade in on a full-body shot of me standing in my kitchen, my hands tented smartly in front of me.]
Hi everyone, welcome back to my food channel. You don’t want to cook a full balanced meal every night, sometimes you just want something quick! So today I wanted to show everyone my go-to lazy meal.
[I rip open a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips with my teeth and just start pouring them vertically into my mouth. Many of the chocolate chips do not go into my mouth, they just fall straight down, bouncing off the floor and out of frame. Some get caught in the folds of my clothing, occasionally rolling off onto the floor and bouncing out of frame. Most unsettling are the ones that fall into my mouth and then are carried out again by their own chaotic momentum, covered in microscopic flecks of my saliva, sticking to my shirt or splattering on the floor.]
[This continues for much longer than you’d think, as I empty the entire 1-pound bag without stopping.]
[I release the empty plastic bag, which drifts to the floor. The camera zooms in on my eyes, where tears are just starting to be visible. Fade out.]
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out of all the entries here, this is the only one I’d watch.
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I am picturing this on Tim and Eric
Man, this was an experience.
Y’all are way too productive…
And lazy doesn’t necessarily mean quick either. Frozen pizza has gotta be the real winner here.
let it cool a bit and fold it over. eat it like a big sammich. don’t even have to dirty the pizza cutter.
Call it a calzone and suddenly you’ve circled back to fancy diner.
Who the hell calls a calzone “fancy dinner”?
Someone who would eat a frozen pizza all folded up.
Eat it frozen. Way quicker, way lazier.
Making pizza and freezing it sounds like a lot of work to me…
I got this great lazy spaghetti snack recipe.
- Take out some pieces of spaghetti from the box.
- Eat it.
Italians would like to know your location
Italians are the laziest cooks. They took half their culinary tradition from Asia, and the other half from America.
New theory dropped, Italian cuisine is actually American (?)
America as in the Americas. Tomatoes came to Europe after Columbus.
Saying Italian cuisine is American because they use tomatoes… Is like saying American cuisine is indo-europ-africa-asian because they use pigs, cows and wheat.
Yes.
Real lazy meal? Uncooked top ramen, the cheaper the better.
Recipe:
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Smash ramen noodles
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Open bag
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Pour seasoning into bag of broken noodles
Congrats, you have ramen chips.
Yeah, but first you have to dip your pinky in the seasoning and taste it like a tv cop testing drugs.
A real ramen head snorts it.
SHOOT IT, COWARD.
For safety reasons, this is a joke.
Huh interesting. Here in Hong Kong there’s a snack that is exactly that. It’s basically the exact same thing as ramen, but it’s meant to be eaten directly out of the bag and the seasoning is already mixed in.
Reminds me of those old bay goldfish that PF sold for a little bit last year. I admit, my purchases of cheddar goldfish and old bay have been up since that event.
I bought a bag of those at a grocery store in Texas. Ended up throwing a good portion of the bag away. They were pretty awful.
That sounds absolutely disgusting and at the same time kinda good
That’s exactly how it tastes too
Gotta hold the bag closed and shake it up after you pour the seasoning in.
My teeth hurt just thinking about it.
You can also deep fry it
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I’m not sure I know how to cook anything that doesn’t start with a chopped onion.
Your pudding must be weird.
I’m a savory kinda guy.
I would hate to try the oatmeal too.
If you mean pudding a diced onion on his junk, yeah I’d have to agree with you there
After it gets translucent, add a knife-tip’s worth of minced garlic from the jar… Some salt and pepper.
From there you’re making anything from soup to pasta to breakfast to Mexican, Asian, Italian…
Better yet, mince a couple fresh cloves with one of those garlic smasher things
I think this person is upset that other people are less lazy about cooking in general than he is
Not really, he is just explaining that some veggies add a lot of taste for very little effort. People watch cooking programmes and think that you have to spend an hour cutting stuff up to make it worthwhile. Or that you have to spend a fortune on herbs to make it taste nice. When the reality is that just adding a single vegetable can do wonders for the taste. Onions are just the most versatile and one of the quickest to prep/cook.
Almost everything sauteed or simmered starts out with at least onions, sure. I interpreted it, though, as “this person saying he takes no effort but they’re chopping vegetables and cooking something vs throwing some stuff in the microwave”. Hard to know with no context.
Grilled cheese, chicken and/or cheese quesadilla, butter-noodles, tomato soup, hot dogs / brats, etc.
But you can put onion in ALL of those!
All except the grilled cheese, because then it’s a fucking melt you donkey
Here’s my go go lazy meal:
*drinks water*
drinks coffee
Did you know caffeine is an appetite suppressent?
Yup my version of this is a cup of tea.
Have a cigarette.
Fill up on beer, too.
So I’ll never have to eat again sooner?
*takes nap*
Toasted white bread, dry. ~ Elwood Blues
Mine is chicken Alfredo. The only part that isn’t just waiting is when I make the sauce which only takes like 7 minutes.
I don’t mind the chopping, washing and cleaning up is the dealbreaker for actually cooking for a lazy meal.
My lazy hot meal is usually something with noodles or rice, like jar sauce bolognese or egg rice. Bonus if you eat it straight out of the pot.
My advice: Eat the plates, man.
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I just clean while I cook. Some things barely require more cleaning than a quick wipe and rinse with a drop of soap, like a knife or cutting board.
fuck it, frozen meatballs and spaghetti-os time
replace spaghetti-os with chili or whatever tf else you find in your pantry
Just put everything into a dish washer.
But what if the lazy meal is just one raw onion?
Then just eat it like an apple.
What are you, some kinda workaholic?
Then just eat it like an apple.
Like the Grinch in the movie lol
Or maybe they love the texture of onion rice! It looks like rice but it tastes like and is onions!
Like a previous PM of Australia, Tony Abbott.
Onion spätzle!
The medieval onion recipe, where you roast it in the oven, is actually delicious and super easy as well
Nah, just former Australian PM Tony Abbott, the absolute nonce: https://youtu.be/8tqXSPkDbX4
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Could be onions and bell peppers for a quick and dirty sandwich paste, I know you can get them together at some grocery stores
my lazy meal is just whatever cheese is in the fridge
Fr, if it involves that much prep then it’s officially gourmet
if it dirties more than the dish it’s eaten from.
to make a lazy meal, first you must lazily create the universe…
Resting on a Sunday. What a lazy work ethic that god fellow had.
Open container, heat (optional), eat.
If it requires more, it’s not lazy enough.
Why don’t you already have chopped onion in your fridge for when you’re feeling lazy? Be kind to your future self when you have the time and motivation. I chop a sweet onion or two every weekend and use it throughout the week on whatever. Gotta do peppers a couple times a week though. I put that stuff in everything.
Why don’t you already have chopped onion in your fridge for when you’re feeling lazy?
I don’t have a pre-chopped onion in my fridge for the same reason why you probably don’t have 20 different kinds of pen refills, inkwells and nibs to go with your collection of dozens of various pens. I do a lot of writing. I don’t do much cooking.
What if you wrote about cooking though?
I mean, I’d still have a bunch of pens and no onions.
Promise?
Rule #1: keep chopped onion in fridge
