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Scrooge McDuck
Life is like a hurricane, there in Duckburg. Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes; it’s a duck-blur!
You just like the corkscrew….
The residents of Duckburg must be pantsless for a reason.
I’ll see myself out.
I’d be Mr Body, from the board game “Clue”. The greatest benefit of being Mr Body is that he’s dead before the game even starts.
Roger rabbit
Valid point.
The abrahamic god.
Who wouldn’t want to eat souls, impregnate 13 year old virgins, and demand the foreskins of your enemies. Sounds like a cush gig.
Nice gig. Write lots of conflicting rules, tell people you don’t like them if they can’t figure them out right, and sit on your ass and watch them squabble while asking you for help for eternity.
Invincible, after
spoiler
becoming Emperor
Hot wife, nice home, comfy job.
Pre Flashpoint Flash.
Sure I don’t have a mum and dad is in jail but I can leg it anywhere I want, eat all I want, rob a bank, vibrate a heart to death or life, time travel, and multiverse travel.
Death, not even the auditors win.
Note to self: Write a fictional story featuring me at some point.
Carrot Ironfoundersson
A random Rito from Breath of the Wild. Beautiful, tranquil world, no annoying IRL obligations like taxes or work commutes, you can make a living by selling four to six apples a month, the ability to fly … I see no downsides to this. All of that “saving the world” nonsense is done by other people while I get to sit back an chill.
doraemon
that pocket of inventions just bring light-hearted happy vibes
The GCU Grey Area, from Iain M. Banks’ Culture novels.
R Daneel Olivaw. I want to see and shape 20,000 yrs of human advancement.
Book or movie?
I didn’t realize there was a Foundation movie. But I mean book Daneel.
Andy Taylor