I think it’s a nice gesture to give the full-sized Russet rather than the fun size new potato.
With sour cream, chives and bacon bits, a russet potato is a meal all by itself.
This trick only works so long as only one house in the neighborhood does it.
Kids just think they’re neat!
I have confirmed the results of this experiment. Some kids asked “what is this?” then took it once I told them it was a potato.
Obligatory: Po-tay-toes! Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew…
My folks have a sign on the door saying, “potato available upon request” and they run out of them every year.
They should have IOU as an option, they use this IOU to claim more chocolate next holloween. Teaching kids finance while there at it.
That’s great until a few years down the line some kid shows up with a fat stack of them and cleans you of all the candy.
Nah, its investing right? You just tell the kid there was a market crash and the IOUs are worthless, then keep the candy for yourself.
Is this Russian halloween?
Is dream. Potato is rock.
“I got a rock.”
That was my first thought too! Somehow, a potato is even better in this case.
Yeah but the kid question also apparently got a Snickers bar. So their taste is somewhat debatable.
I’d choose the potato as well but that’s because I’m an adult and really don’t care about candy
But Snickers is the manliest chocolate bar because it has nuts.
“Am I a joke to you?!”
-Payday
Sorry but I don’t get that reference
Payday is a candy bar covered in peanuts.
Just to ruin the joke I will be the one to point out peanuts are legumes, not nuts.
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Just to ruin the joke I will be the one to point out peanuts are legumes, not nuts.
I mean… testicles aren’t nuts either, they’re just called nuts.
I’ve never seen them in my country.
We didn’t get these in Canada but I recall this was my father’s favorite and I felt it tasted liked it looked: https://candyfunhouse.ca/products/eat-more-candy-bar
Can’t forget the dick vein.
Is that a snickers in your knickers or are you just happy to see me??
You prefer a potato over chocolate caramel and peanuts, and you question the kid’s taste?
With the wrong crowd that potato goes through a neighbor’s window and this experiment is over going forward.
Anyone who can’t be trusted with a potato is going to cause issues regardless
That’s 100% true. But the neighbors would be mad enough to make this person stop.
As if that’d just stop any kid picking up any random rock off the ground.
My house is the Pickle House!
Makes sense, potatoes are basically the candy of the vegetable world. Just a giant ball of starchy carbs.
Did you want to cause a run on potatoes? Because this is how you cause a run on potatoes
Next thing you know, there’s an evil AI running on dozens of potatoes