Excuse me if I fail to shed a tear for a front row supporter of a mass-murdering domestic terrorist and literal admitted fascist. Got a spray bottle?

Yes, there are totally better ways to address current issues.

Oh right, his head is. I guess that’s why we need more of him.

Oh, it’s not just this one time. Most of the Republican leadership is complicit, and not much better.

Data won’t be around until then, unfortunately.

Yeah. I could tell by the ungodly amount of bugs it has at every single turn.

Guacamole is essentially just avocado. Some onion, lime, salt and pepper, and maybe some tomato, but that’s usually it.

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Donald Trump intentionally and maliciously mishandled an epidemic and allowed it to turn pandemic for his own stupid and shortsighted political gains. He then intentionally hindered national response.

And then he intentionally incited a literal insurrection. He has absolutely employed political violence.

But he won’t.

I usually play overall good, but an impatient dick.

Witcher 3: Tell peasant he can keep his 20 crowns for his daughter. Proceed to loot all his precious gem stones and ore right in front of him and his sick daughter.

Raise your hand if your Paragon Sheppard has never shoved that dude out the skyscraper window.

Yeah, he does quite literally identify as male.

So…are there any mobile games that are actually what these fake ads pretend to be? Has anyone done real versions? That liquid physics game looks intriguing.

Oh, right, Mirror Kira definitely was, true. But our Kira was pretty focused on the one organ. I guess unless Odo counts as another gender.

And the bisexual terrorist?

Thanks, Crazy Eyes McMurder!

It’s hard to tell, because the scene zooms out, but it looks proportionately the same.

Plus, he may burst through your girlfriend whilst transporting narcotics at supersonic speeds.