Free software had a non-free extra bit that it technically didn’t need. Accidentally got changed to need the non-free part in order to run which caused news stories. Now the change has been reverted so it’s free again.

The IRS only has a limp dick because Repubs won’t allow Congress to pay for their Viagra.

Sure, OK.

I can only assume they’re referencing the recent hack and subsequent leak of data from Game Freak, including the code for several Pokémon games and some absolutely wild in-universe lore seemingly written by Game Freak employees.

How are you going to bring up early CR Matthew Mercer without his most infamous pronunciation gaffe?

Sigil* as “siggle”. If I were at that table, I’d still be ribbing him about it (good-naturedly, of course).

^*SIJ-uhl

I don’t know if it would meet your “no kid’s movie” requirement, but Hocus Pocus has been in my spooky season rotation forever.

Also, it’s technically a musical I guess but the animated Legend of Sleepy Hollow narrated/sung by Bing Crosby is a classic.

Everything else on my list has already been mentioned, but I would be remiss not to mention one of my wife’s favorites, Corpse Bride. If you were already looking at Nightmare Before Christmas, I think you’ll enjoy it.

WRT Secret of Mana - maybe play the first little bit yourself until you unlock a second character, then save and you two can start from there. Trust me.

Also, I know it’s a side scroller, but Castle Crashers is great fun if you haven’t tried it yet.

Pretty much any of the SNES era arcade ports: TMNT, Knights of the Round, Sunset Riders… Though maybe not all of them in one sitting.

That’s all I’ve got off the top of my head. Happy gaming!

Chyna bibles

Hey man, Joan Laurer had nothing to do with this.

Yes, this thing is bad.

But what about this other thing?

If only there was a term for the type of argument you’re using…

You know… I knew there were a lot of Trek alumni in Gargoyles, even if I didn’t know it was quite this extensive. But my biggest surprise after giving that image a look is the realization that they never got Keith David on Trek.

Whoops, your party put the meteors next to each other again. No prog for you this week!

^Disclaimer: ^I ^never ^made ^it ^past ^T5 ^“on-content” ^but ^I ^heard ^the ^horror ^stories

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Donald John Trump comes from a family of real estate speculators.

Akira Toriyama once said he based the character of Freeza on Japanese real estate speculators, who he called “the worst kind of people.” (Source)

Am I saying Trump is Freeza? No, Freeza is several orders of magnitude more competent on his worst day than Trump was when he peaked in 1951. But I think it’s important to underline, for the people in the back, what level of cartoonish evil we’re dealing with, because for some reason people will read stuff like this and it won’t sink in. Maybe DBZ will help.

I don’t know. I’m tired, y’all.

+1 for Archinstall. I’m a Linux noob and getting everything set up was a cinch. Even had a spot to put in my address so I can get my first pair of thigh length striped socks from the AUR.

^that ^was ^a ^joke.

Oh hey, I was having this issue. Changed the audio to OpenAL, restarted, and haven’t had any problems since. Might be worth a try if you haven’t already.

Bames Nond’s having a stronk, call a Bondulance.

Don’t forget to polish with the woodoo hide!

Brand recognition bay-bee!

We live in hell.

Olsteen

Houston native spotted. I’m so sorry.

But this behaviour isn’t really new - I used to work at the Whole Foods on Kirby, which caught fire back in… god, 2012 or so? And someone drove up WHILE THE FIRE WAS STILL BLAZING, was informed that the store was closed, and legitimately responded, “But where am I gonna get my coconut water?”

They may be more mask-off about it now, but it’s always been a thing.

People aren’t using Boatlights-tan for desu memes anymore? I really have gotten old.