I get why this was downvoted but you have committed shitposting in its purest form
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xkbx@startrek.websiteto
simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•He's like some sort of not...stopping...detective... ...guy.English
7·4 days agoFlawless shitpost. We would’ve also accepted “You’re out there somewhere, Beer Baron, and I’ll find you.” - “No, you won’t”
The movie really insists upon itself
some find the taste unpearable
No see it’s funny because, as a straight male, the first thought I had was “oh man if this was done by a really tall skinny guy with big shoulders wearing grey sweatpants” and then this message comes up, implying that I’m gay for having those thoughts, but clearly I’m just being practical because a tall guy would maybe be able to reach more with his long, vascular arms. And the sweatpants is just because I appreciate casual fashion.
I’ve never seen one of my inner-most thoughts be memefied
You mean mr family guy himself?
xkbx@startrek.websiteto
simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works•It is simply the duty of the elite to protect the ignorant masses.English
6·2 months agoI never noticed the similarities between the shows before
Father works for a powerful corporation / entity
Iconic strangulation
Prominently features a boy who wears blue, a girl who wears red and is too smart for her own good, and a quiet girl that hangs on to a keepsake
xkbx@startrek.websiteto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I WILL yuck your yum if you force-feed me a yum that is dumb
8·2 months ago2 + 2 = 3
- People with shame kinks
gotta go quick
- sonec the hedgheg
our body needs so many minerals so yes
I don’t believe your pedantry supersedes the need of unpregnant men
It’s the ultimate lifeform
he Balks at the idea
oh shit thats good i was thinking gregsland
I’m sorry but Vincent did nothing you leave him out of this
“A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the LORD your God.”
Man christians gotta take the fun outta everything. What are they gonna ban next, anal!?





Politically, yes, physically, no
The worst possible combination