But they really help with microclimates. Shade and evaporation from their leaves make the air a lot cooler under the trees.

They also, through their roots, help water runoff to enter the ground and feed the groundwater table instead of creating erosion or floods.

Alligatoah looking ahh

Yeah, like a digital “ideal line” that the cars can follow.

Maybe even a physical guiding line.

We could even connect all the cars via WLAN (WiFi) to exchange info when they are braking and accelerating. That would increase efficiency.

Maybe we could even connect them physically to have a stronger engine pulling more cars more efficiently.

If we already have an ideal guiding line, we might actually save some asphalt and make the roads more optimised. Use different materials so the tyre particles don’t pollute as much.

Ah, let’s just build a train.

Except arda is a world that’s deteriorating and not developing

But isn’t live music analogue?

I wouldn’t hurt her before I was all the way awake.

Later though, you should’ve seen me. I was swinging left and right, it was a fireworks show, a real display of athleticism. Mike Tyson would’ve wanted an autograph.

Even worse are the ones that go super slow.

And now we pluck the 3rd string in the 5th fret with our thumb. Bum

The next step is to release the string and move over to…

Surely they have their own dystopian capitalist modus operandi, but just as a factoid:

HR is actually called Personalabteilung in my language (personnel department) and I am personnel.

I’ve never made fun of hr, never seen a reason to. Also I have the feeling, that they’ve very much my health in mind and are on my side more than the employer.

But I live neither in the USA nor India, so different rules, different culture.

Disgosteng!

Oh, but the vanity!

Now, we don’t want to be vain, do we, Agnes?

In the first week, the Mormon airforce rises into the air and starts a carpet bombing campaign.

Seemingly, the Amish are destroyed as there are no signs of fighting back. The Mormon missionaries move in to pacify the newly conquered territory. But all the towns are dead and empty.

After two weeks of raising the Mormon flags everywhere, the top brass gets a notice: several Amish towns have sprung up in the hinterlands. Quickly the Mormon army rushes in but all they find are desolated settlements.

General after general gets burn-out from this game of whack-a-mole. The Mormons want a fight but the pacifist Amish aren’t playing along. The Mormon youth gets dissatisfied with their rulers who called then into a war and are not delivering.

On the other side of the curtain, the Amish are not allowed to fight back. They simply leave their homes and rebuild somewhere else, especially in places the Mormon army just left. But some amongst them are of the opinion that, although fighting is strictly prohibited, a few accident should be within the rules.

So the numbers of unexplained explosions in the Mormon homeland start to rise. It’s just the beginning, but the methane tanks on the Amish dairy farms overfloweth.

A Mormon officer suggests arming local cheese lords to get a hold of the situation. Wherever have we seen that before?

Neither are wardrobes and beds, so be aware

I travel a lot for work, and this is my experience in and around Germany (even for small, family owned, 10 bedroom hotels):

• 3 kinds of bread rolls
• 2 types of bread to cut by yourself
• Also soft, crustless, white bread (aka toast)
• Butter and 3 kinds of cream cheese
• 4-10 types of cheese
• 4-8 types of cold cut meats
• 3 jams/jellies
• Honey
• Nutella
• Liver pâté
• Scrambled or boiled egg
• 1 type fried sausage
• 1-3 types of Müsli (cereal mix with oats and nuts or fruits)
• 2-3 types of box cereal (the sweet kind like fruit loops)
• Yoghurt plain and fruit-flavoured
• Quark dessert
• Canned fruit mix
• Fresh fruit
• Croissants or muffins or Madeleines
• optional waffles or pancakes

For drinks:

• Orange juice
• Multivitamin juice
• Coffee
• Hot water bar with 3-12 types of tea

Sterz

I think Polenta is internationally more well known. Sterz is similar to Polenta.

Sometimes, it’s good to gatekeep. @pumpkinseedoil is correct on this one

The recipient might be in the same age range

2 fast 2 Furious (too fast too furious) moment

I mean… That’s the same thing

“Ich muss hier raus!”